Man’s horrifying four-word ‘reason’ for beheading his girlfriend
Okay, spoiler: apparently, she “pushed him too far”.
Which of course leads me into thinking of a game.
Ignoring the sex of the killer and victim — in other words, it could have been directed at either a woman or a man — list your own 4-word excuses for decapitating someone summarily.
Mine: “Bitch/Asshole had it coming.”
Your suggestions in Comments… and there may well be a prize for the entry which makes me giggle like a little girl.
“Fucking my Favorite Goat!!!”
“You sold my guns?”
Less is Thomas Moore.
“Stole all my shit!”
“Pour encourager les autres.”
Didn’t l’eggo my Eggo!
“Fed me tofu biltong.”
My reason:
“Interrupted my writing AGAIN!”
My mother’s reason:
“They dumped my coffee!”
“He was a communist”
“It Was Breakfast Time” (Jeffrey Dahmer edition)
Kept interrupting my reading.
Filthy anti-gun liberal motherucker
Forgot to buy coffee
Laughed at my pecker
Burned my favorite shirt/underwear/hat
Wouldn’t flush the shitter
Just too damn stupid
I said “No Teeth”!
She was too tall.
Oh that’s a classic.
they/it where in front
you tried to kill me
Some folks need killing.
Thats mine too, it;s from a movie I can’t recall, probably a Clint Eastwood line.
Ammo is too expensive.
Left the lid up
Typical chick… whine whine whine. You’ll be wanting to VOTE, next.
Wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.
Down in front, please!
Decapitation?
“She wouldn’t give head…”