Speaking of false advertising:
...too late for me, after a lifetime of eating toast; I guess I’ll go make me that toastie now.
...”could”. Or (much more probably) won’t.
...this one is the virus equivalent of Superman vs. Captain America. And just like the above competition, it’s fiction.
...there are wealthy people in Cheddarville? Who knew?
From the Book of Stupid Politicians:
…and likewise:
...could they be any more stupid?
#ThatsRhetorical
In Entertainment News:
...Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
From the Dept. of Corporate Stupidity:
...to the surprise of absolutely nobody (except those geniuses at Ford).
In Crime News:
...could? COULD?
From the Dept. Of Health:
...excuse me while I go and uproot that oak tree with my bare hands.
And as always, there’s lots of 
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And yet another visit to that address in 
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Sydney Sweeney breaks her box-office curse
with steamy R-rated thriller
...let me know if you’re sick of seeing pics of young Sydney:
Not yet, you say?
It’s as good a place to end the news as any.
Impossible to get tired of her! She’s the biggest totty phenom since Kate Upton. Hmmm, speaking of Kate Upton, I don’t get tired of seeing her, either.
Off to teh Googlz …
She’s got an impressive infrastructure but her resting bitch face is off the charts. Given my usual behavior, I’m pretty sure I’d never see her crack a smile. Plus I’m old enough to be her grandpappy.
I think Don says it all!
If you had to face hordes of paps and the Jackals Of The Press (JOTP) every single time you walked out your front door, you wouldn’t be smiling much either.
Umm… NO!
Next question please……
Ultrafine particles, oh my! Have Universies quietly formed Departments Of Panic Sciences? Sure seems like it.
Temps in the UK could drop six degrees??? Weren’t they just complaining about the heat this summer?
James Cameron is a climate hypocrite. He owns a helicopter, gas guzzling cars, a yacht, etc. But it’s okay – he buys carbon credits to offset his sins, like indulgences.
Kim’s right about Sydbey Sweeney not smiling in front of the press jackals. I’ve seen pictures of her smiling while she was working on a car.
Sydney Sweeney is pretty and has a great rack, but I just don’t think she’s “all that.” I recall her being hyped up a year or 2 ago but not really catching on, but now this year after that jeans commercial somehow now she’s the latest “It Girl” it seems. Some of the pics I’ve seen of her look really nice (like the 1st one you put in today) but most are just “she’s the pretty girl next door and look at the bazongas” (like the 2nd one — weird how pics taken moments apart can look so different, no?).
Ladies that “do it” for me much more than Ms. Sweeney include (but are not limited to) Amanda Taylor, Lindsay Marie Brewer, Lena Gercke, Alexa Breit, Allie Dunn, “Nata Lee” (Natalya Krasavina), Mary Nabokova, Hilde Oslund… and that’s just sticking to “current blondes.” I can easily reach back in time to Heather Thomas, Heather Locklear, Claudia Schiffer, and so on. Plus branching out to the other hair colors would add so many more….
So yeah… Sweeney’s pretty, but just doesn’t “do it” for me. No idea why, but there it is.