Speaking of false advertising:
...too late for me, after a lifetime of eating toast; I guess I’ll go make me that toastie now.
...”could”. Or (much more probably) won’t.
...this one is the virus equivalent of Superman vs. Captain America. And just like the above competition, it’s fiction.
...there are wealthy people in Cheddarville? Who knew?
From the Book of Stupid Politicians:
…and likewise:
...could they be any more stupid?
#ThatsRhetorical
In Entertainment News:
...Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
From the Dept. of Corporate Stupidity:
...to the surprise of absolutely nobody (except those geniuses at Ford).
In Crime News:
...could? COULD?
From the Dept. Of Health:
...excuse me while I go and uproot that oak tree with my bare hands.
And as always, there’s lots of 
…
And yet another visit to that address in 
:
Sydney Sweeney breaks her box-office curse
with steamy R-rated thriller
…let me know if you’re sick of seeing pics of Sydney:
Not yet, you say?
It’s as good a place to end the news as any.