I have never watched — nor would I ever — the awful Brit TV show I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!, which seems to feature people of dubious celebrity status being forced into some manky Australian camp for a couple of weeks and being forced to eat local delicacies such as wombat’s testicles and being covered with spiders and snakes. (The latter, I have to assume, being of the very few non-venomous types to be found in that poxy country.)
Anyway, the only reason I mention this sorry event is that one of the recent “competitors” in this nonsense was a firm favorite on this here website, one Kelly Brook, who managed to survive the encounter unscathed. Okay, apparently the awful diet of lizard’s brains etc. caused her to lose about 15lbs.
Let me reassure you all, however, that this weight did not disappear from the important part of young Kelly’s body, as witnessed by these after-show photos:
Damn… she causes the tinglies in several long-forgotten parts, doesn’t she?
I think Joe Rogan hosted some program about people doing things with disgusting animals. Pass. I’m not interested in watching that let alone participating in it.