So let’s start off with some calls for government bastardy.
...just what we needed: more nanny regulations that don’t work.
#NobodySmokesAnymoreAfterScareLabels #YeahRight
And speaking of things that didn’t work:
...actually, you can substitute almost any word for “homelessness” (diplomacy, healthcare etc.) and it would still be true.
...fuck me, if they did that in Texas they’d go out of business in a week.
...I’m thinking that it may be time to start shooting the “protestors”, but no doubt someone’s going to have a problem with this.
On a lighter ICE note:
...why is this ICE news? Because it should be.
#RaiseTheDrawbridge
And in related news:
...one would hope that the USDA had been doing this from the very beginning, but one would be hopelessly naïve.
...see the above comment.
From the International Court Of Justice:
...to prove that even the terrorists can get it right occasionally.
Related:
...given who’s enraged, he must be doing the right thing.
From the Dept. of Education:
...hey, as long as the baby wasn’t in the bed with them, right?
From the Dept of the Blindingly Obvious:
Doctor Tells Kim Kardashian She Has
‘Low’ Brain Activity
...easiest diagnosis in medical history. And:
...say it ain’t so!
News from the Dept. of Commerce:
...wait: I thought that Trump’s election was going to tank the economy; all the cool kids said so.
And from the Dept. of Health:
…
Oh yeah, how about some 
And as we motor down 
:
...I know, pictorial evidence required:
I think you get the picture(s). And as for the news, that’s it.
Idaho in the winter, I think I will pass on the free beer.
these “protesters” are obstructing justice. Time to jail them for a couple of years. That would cool them off unfortunately there are far too many judges who need to be removed from the bench and disbarred
CAIR should have been declared a terrorist organization decades ago.
As time goes on I find that I recognize fewer names in the Insignifica section.
It’s amazing that you recognize any of them.
So, Ellen and Portia are coming back home. Did I miss something? Isn’t Donald Trump still our president? I guess there’s not as many butt-kissers in England as there are in Hollywood. Welcome back, lyin’ bitches!
God how bad does it have to be before IRAN executes you for rape?
Knowing how the muzzies treat women, it must have been the Ayatollah’s daughter got raped in the Grand Mosque during prayers. The hangee was a rapist, but his mortal sin was interrupting prayers.