News Roundup

Speaking of “letting go”, there’s always a good time, with


...now all we need to do is get rid of that stupid law that mandates state education for all kiddies, regardless of immigration status.


...as futile gestures go, this makes the Animal House parade disruption seem earth-shattering.



...let’s not forget Dallas, guys.  We’ve got plenty of illegal-immigrant crime to take care of, down here, and it’ll boost your numbers bigly.

And in related news:


...fair trial, followed by execution.


...see above.


...see above.


...a.k.a. irrelevant themes for an irrelevant conference.


...I would say “co-equal”, but who’s counting.


...why are we still listening to this horrible scold, anyway?

In the War On Terror:


...about damn time somebody did.  And speaking of terrorist orgs:


...so for all those asshole Greens who want to do that in the civilized world… stop that shit.


...I would have been a better choice, but this might not be too bad.


...somehow, me old darlin’, I just don’t think that’s going to be much of a danger for you.  And:


...first time I’ve ever heard the term “salacious activity” applied to wanking.

And now for some true 

And as we scan the view on :


...my favorite Pussycat Doll.  And not bad for a semi-centenarian.

   

And on that recumbent note, we can end this thing.

2 comments

    1. Indeed. Turns out that Reuters [spit] spliced the statement to make a scary headline.

      That’s what I do in the Roundup sometimes, but at least I admit to doing it.

      Anyway, if they can do it, so can I. The offending item has been removed. [/1984]

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