News Roundup

Why do I love the old days so?  Anyway, here’s some stuff about the modern day:

...never mind;  I predict that pretty soon, cross-country skiing will become an important tourist attraction… in Ireland.  So there’s that.

...not that Iceland was ever a relevant country, other than as a NATO airbase.

Yet more

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And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© :

...and once more, let’s play the “national origin” game…
#Muzzies #NoPrizes

Coming out of the Police Blotter:

...Commie bastards spying on some other Commie bastards.  Also:

...and yet he’s very much alive and the President, and you’re dead, you filthy pedophile.

...I miss the old Son of Sam days, when it was at least a dog.  When you’re taking your orders from insects… I blame the Democrats.

And from the Dept. of Education:

...one wonders how this silly bitch thought it was going to end, but that presumes a mental state capable of thought.  Ditto this one:

...giving a whole new slant to the term “Phys Ed”.

Here’s something from the Dept. of Health:

...and no, this time it wasn’t Britishland’s legal system.
#WTFAustria?

...life as Michael Corleone’s wife must have been tough.

And in this week’s (blessedly) un-linked 

And in our Possibly Fake Headline section:

...what? you know the judge would do it if he could.

And running headlong down  :

...you know, I just can’t help thinking that our Kimmie might just do better at her exams if she spent more time at the books than doing this kind of thing:

No man should, although so many have.

And that’s the news as it was, sorta.