News Roundup

And you’re gonna need a couple, after reading this lot.

Taylor Swift says it’s ‘shockingly offensive’ to claim this is her last album
...what’s really offensive is the thought that we’re going to have to endure still more of her assembly-line “music” for the next who-knows-how-long.

Next, some Backlash News:


...should have been fired for academic fraud long ago, but I’ll take what I can get.

...at least she wasn’t bonking a 14-year-old.  One hopes.

And in

 




...keep on truckin’, boys:  i.e. throw ’em out by the truckload.  Or something.

In International News:


...sounds about right.  And speaking of Jew-killers:


...like anyone cares.

From the Darwin Report:


...let’s just hope that her kids’ father(s) might have passed on a bigger helping of brains to them.

From Teh Meejah:

PIERS MORGAN: JK Rowling once called me an amoral celebrity toady
...truth hurts, dunnit?

And now it’s that time: 


...when a porno movie does halftime… oh wait, that’s BROWN Bunny.  My bad.
Oh, and Mr. Bunny:  I’m not going to learn Spanish just to try to understand your poxy lyrics.

And in our journey along :


...yes, I’m afraid it’s that time again.  Sorry.

After that, the news is kinda lame.

5 comments

    1. 60 isn’t old but she looks 20 years younger.

  1. As big a floater as Taylor Swift is in the current cultural sewer, I’m a little surprised that I’ve never heard any – or even any snippets, as far as I know – of her songs.

  2. Elizabeth Hurley is a very attractive gal. I agree 100 percent with you on her Kim. The other foul one you posted under random Totty today from that rock band is not even in the same league or even the same universe as Hurley.

  3. I’ll match your Liz Hurley and raise you with Elle Macpherson and Kathy Ireland. 60 isn’t old znc decrepit anymore (present company excepted)!

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