Also out of the window, some Backlash News:
...it’s just a good thing that in the grand scheme of things, none of them matter.
...of course, ICE could always respond to the danger by shooting the little shits when they get violent. And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...okay, so we throw them in jail for thirty years, then strip them of their citizenship and then send them back to Assholistan. Anyone got a problem with this? Nobody? Well all righty, then.
Some .DotMil News:
...you mean he’s still alive?
#HangHimTomorrow
...long overdue, too.
And in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...I think “failing to meet expectations” describes pretty much all these bullshit Green ideas.
Now for some Perv News:
...errr who he again?
#SorosFundManager
Speaking of perverts, here’s the Dept. of Education:
...and here I thought it was the pupils who gave teachers gifts (e.g. apples). Must be a new thing.
...because said murderer started off as a “teacher”. Fucking Commies.
And now for some 
And as we peer over the hedges that line the houses in 
:
...ooooohhh yes.
...and a few others of the non-lagoon type:
For the married teacher having sex, I’m amazed at the sentence. 25 years? I was expecting to read 1-3 years.
All of those farm-eraser and bird-chopper projects “fully meet expectations”, as long as you’re careful to define what those expectations are.
The promoters, grifters, and grafters driving the projects fully expected to line their pockets while walking away from the mess that’s left behind.
The parasites in the dot-gov fully expected to line their pockets as the government friction machine grinds off its usual percentage.
The local governments fully expected to line their tax-base-pockets as federal taxpayer dollars subsidized turning useless desert or productive farmland into property-tax dollars.
The only people whose expectations won’t be met are the idiots who thought that large-scale “renewable” power would be non-intermittent, reliable, dispatchable, and low-cost.
Now if only I could figure out how to fire a gas turbine power plant using unicorn farts I’d have my fortune made.
“UK, Australia, and Canada Recognize Palestine as a State”
No, no we don’t. Only our stupid f**king Labor government, without ANY public consultation, does that!
Most Australians I know wouldn’t give “Palestine” a sniff of the fart they just had!
(OK, OK. I apologise for my intemperate language … but not the sentiment!)