Miss America

I have to say that I’ve been somewhat dismissive of young Sydney Sweeney before (here and here, scroll down to see).

But then came the American Eagle jeans/genes commercial:

…which had this effect on the Left:


(because rayyyycisssm or something)

…and which had an even-more interesting effect on American Eagle’s stock price:

American Eagle’s stock soared 20 percent this week, sending its market value close to $400 million after a viral backlash from the Left over its “good jeans” ad featuring actress Sydney Sweeney. The iconic American retailer got a significant sales boost after President Donald Trump publicly praised Sweeney, following revelations that she’s a registered Republican.

Wait…she’s a Republican?  Hubba hubba.

Then, just to add to the good stuff, it turns out that young Sydney restores classic cars:

Sydney Sweeney is far from your typical Hollywood star. With global fame and expensive roles under her belt, she’s invested much of that into restoring classic Fords. Like her cherry‑red 1969 Bronco and a Brittany Blue ’65 Mustang dubbed Britney. Unlike most celebrity car stories, hers begins with a floor jack, welding torch, and grease‑caked knuckles. Growing up in a mechanic family in Spokane taught her to dismantle an axle before memorizing lines. She documents these builds on TikTok as Syd’s Garage, blending Hollywood glam with wrench turns.

Sweeny’s not stopping at two Fords. She also owns a 1956 Ford F100, gifted by her grandfather, with original patina and plans for a mild restoration, as well as a Sky‑Blue Fiat 500 Jolly, acquired for $68,500.

What’s most compelling is how she marries Hollywood charm with shop-floor humility. She could easily pay others to source chrome parts, but instead she makes tools vintage co-stars: torque wrenches, sanders, and degreasers. With 1.8 million TikTok followers, she’s not playing dress-up but instead teaching thousands to pick up a socket and learn.

Sweeney’s garage is louder than any red carpet, and her fame is fueled by fuel injectors and vintage shine. She’s not preserving history. She’s reviving it with her own two hands, proving that classic muscle cars, and women, can roar in harmony.

Anyone getting interested by now?  Republican, hot, works on classic cars… what could possibly make her more attractive?

Well, there’s this.

Yup, the young lady is a shooter, and a good one (judging by her times and accuracy).

As one commenter put it, that moves her up from a 10 to a 10,000.

Not being much of a jeans aficionado, I don’t know if American Eagle jeans are any good;  but if they are, be my guest — because the better the company does, the more it’ll make liberal heads explode.

Do it for Sydney.

8 comments

  1. As I commented on one of the old links: “I don’t get the Sydney Sweeney love these past few weeks either. I’m with you — she’s cute enough, but not a head-turner.”

    Some of her pics where she’s all made up are above average, but in most of them I think her face is plain/homely, and her large breasts don’t bring her overall “hotness” rating up to my way of thinking.

    I’ve never seen anything she has acted in, though from what I understand she’s often showing off those breasts sans clothing, so I figure that’s probably a large part of her appeal to those who have watched her performances. For me though…. she’s the current “it girl” but it’s really incomprehensible to me as to why.

    Lindsay Brewer, though — Now THERE is a hot blonde! Or Alexa Breit, Allie Dunn, Alexa Collins, Mary Nabokova, Natalya Krasavina, Hilde Osland . . . and that’s just a few of the blondes, much less the other hair colors.

    1. What pk sed: “….she’s the current “it girl””, it all seems too contrived. Other than a glance at the teets, she doesn’t exist as far as I’m concerned?

      All my jeans are Carhartt and at least 10 years old. (worn mostly during winter months)

  2. What is with all the men who think Sweeney is plain looking? She is famous for her looks and only her looks, it’s certainly not her acting ability. She can’t have me though, I’m going to swoop in and get the widow Catherine Zeta Jones. Any day now.

    1. I agree, CZJ is hotness personified… well, second only to Shania Twain..but I digress. Remember… she’s definitely bi-polar and can be bat shit crazy… from some reports… so… caveat emptor, eh?

  3. The Left: “ZOMG putting a blonde-haired blue eyed woman in an advertisement is faaaaaaaaaaascism! [stomp, stomp, stomp] REEEEEEEEEEE!”

    Normal human beings: “She could annex my Sudetenland anytime.”

  4. She’s beautiful, works on classic cars, shoots, AND she’s a Republican?!

    Yep, I’m definitely in love.

    And her working on cars is apparently legit, not just staged for social media: saw an interview with one of her co-stars in an upcoming movie, and he described and incident where he and Sydney had to drive a vintage car (I want to say a Corvette) for a scene, and the car broke down. To hear him tell it, Sydney immediately got on the radio, said “don’t worry, I got this,” popped the hood, jumped out of the car, and had the problem diagnosed and fixed in fairly short order.

    Let me see if I can find it…

    Here it is!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPW69vag5f4

  5. It could be better.
    Wanna see real leftist head explode?
    She could be dating Kyle.
    Now that I would love to see.

    1. That would truly be amazing. But I think she has a better chance of dating me than Kyle.

      Not that there’s .000000000000001% chance of her dating me, but hey, she might be interested in middle-aged, fat guys, who have a decent but unspectacular job.

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