…as Alert Reader Danny P. tells me:
…and as we all know, when Vegas starts up a little action, it’s officially a Thing.
I know it’s a little too soon to base tradition upon something that has only occurred twice (so far), but I’m hoping that the lime-green dildo becomes a feature, a trademark if you will, of this most excellent institution.
Of course, the Woke / Perpetually Indignant / WNBA [much redundancy] will do their best to stamp this out — think: Dildo-Tosser Cam — which makes this whole thing so much the more amusing.
Afterthought: Reader Danny wants me to assure everyone that he is not fixated on dildos — not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course — but there it is nevertheless.
“Dildo tosser cam”. Now that is hilarious.
The only problem is going to be that cam if installed will not be used for the humor we readers of Kim’s website see out of this situation, but rather likely the WNBA will kick the person out of the current and all future games under the guise of safety and harassment. Further maybe even criminal charges from authorities who over react.
I think it would be funny for the fans and spectators to take the obvious next step and not just toss one dildo but rather toss hundreds of dildos. Everyone can pick a color. Could even toss in specials like the lesbian salt lickers favorite the double ended.
As a side note I really don’t watch any other sports than the Super Bowl yearly. But this here is really funny stuff.
For years people once in a while yelled at male players and tossed things on courts and fields with male players. These bitches wanted equality now they got it.
“ Afterthought: Reader Danny wants me to assure everyone that he is not fixated on dildos — not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course — but there it is nevertheless.”
If we see a shit stained green dildo tossed onto the court we will know someone is lying… but if the dildo continues to be clean and like green then the above is true. I’ll assume it’s true. Cuz I sure don’t want to see any shit stained sex equipment.
One more thing made unavailable to decent people and children. I played all sports in school but have never watched any of it and never will.
Gives new vision to the old WW2 GI meme ‘Killroy was here”…..
Wouldn’t that make it relatively easy to win that bet simply by making the bet then throwing that color? Or have I missed something?
Reminds me of the old Red Wing hockey tradition of throwing an octopus onto the ice. Not sure what octopi and dildos have in common, but it may come to me after my second cup.