News Roundup

But what brings on B.O. quicker than anything?  HOT WEATHER!  Which means:


...and when the temperature doesn’t increase in three years’ time, can we flog these scientists (and journalists) in public for unnecessarily spreading fear and panic?  And if that isn’t bad enough:


...it could happen in 10,000 years’ time, or it could happen tomorrow.  Now THAT’S what I call a precise prediction.


...to which I say:

In other words, if you feel threatened by beer (or scientists for that matter), drink gin.

Time for some / ?  I think it is.


...and then should arrest all the orgs’ staff for funding civil unrest.


...and quite rightly so.  They encourage the lawlessness, let them pay for it.  Feel free to charge them for the cost of National Guard deployment, for extra budgetary pleasure.


...why carry on with the wall if they’re not coming in?  For the benefit of future non-MAGA presidential administrations.


...we’re not shooting them dead in the streets when we find them, are we?  That’s about as humane as we should be prepared to go.  (see next item)


...I dunno, I thought they did a pretty good job back in the ’70s at Kent State.


...you mean they’re not getting the free education that they shouldn’t be getting in the first place?
#FeatureNotBug


...nothing to see here, move along.  And:


...I was hoping for three-thirds, but this is a good start.  Transfer all the cuttees to ICE, where they’ll actually be useful.

In Justice News:


...if I may make a humble suggestion, then:


...now that’s gratitude for ya.  Feel free to remove this rapist by including him on the flight above.


...the cops are probably Republicans, and thought: “Democrats killing Democrats? ”

And now, some unlinked 

     …#JoinedInTheFun

...nope, I have no familiarity with the dramatis personae either.

And in our wanderings down :


...not that we’ve never seen La Sharon’s surgical creations before, but hey:

And a couple of the other pics from the shoot:

And on that artistic vision of sexual harassment, we’ll end it all.

6 comments

  1. And on that artistic vision of sexual harassment, we’ll end it all.

    She’s harassing them, right? They all look like queers, so I’m sure they’re not harassing her.

  2. Response to the three stories below “Everybody Panic!”

    Where are the piles of bodies? Anybody? Especially the story about the microplastics in glass beer bottles. First, my non-scientific brain tells me that the heat of the molten glass would vaporize any plastics, micro or otherwise, in the manufacturing process. second, given the bazillions of glass beer bottles drained worldwide annually, shouldn’t we be seeing the effects of this microplastic b.s. SOMEWHERE by now?

    1. One minor quibble: the glass has long since ceased to be molten by the time they put the beer into the bottles.

  3. Sharon Stone had her fifteen minutes of fame with Basic Instinct. So she’s been a has been for over thirty years, and showing off a bit of this or that just to get a minor headline at the Daily Mail or some such rag/website every once in a while. To quote the Critical Drinker “Go away now.”

  4. Lookup attention whore in the dictionary and you will see Sharon stones picture, with a side note to the kardasians.

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