News Roundup

Well, not all gals:


...as long as the starvation and death of the “millions” are confined to illegal immigrants illegally getting welfare or Medicaid, I don’t see the problem.

And speaking of said group:


...keep it going, folks.  Lots more still to toss out.  Still on the topic of hostile aliens:


...other than the universities getting the income from fees, I’m pretty sure that anyone not called Bernie Sanders will have no problem with this.

And:


...like anyone cares what some washed-up mediocre Irish pop star says.


...to the surprise of absolutely nobody.  Why is this old Nazi-loving cunt still a U.S. citizen?


...given the source, I don’t think that’s going to happen.
#ChrisMurphy #HystericalSocialist #Connecticut

In Medical News:


In Tribe News:


...a mitzvah if ever I saw one.

And in Crime News:


...old Charlie needs to watch out;  people down here are kinda twitchy about that “shots at Trump” thing.


...wait;  he’s going to pardon FBI agents now?

In Sports News:


...apparently, there is crying in baseball after all.


...say it ain’t so, Marylou.  Wait… she’s 57? [exit, feeling really old]

and in our weekly look at (non-linked) 

    ...these last two items have one thing in common.
#ThailandDontGoThere

And in a drive down :


...fuck me, and I thought she’d reached the bottom by bonking Shane Warne.  Talk about Beauty and the Beast:

Ugh.

Which is the best way to end this news roundup.

2 comments

  1. Bono just might be smartening up. He’s half right. Hamas should give up their hostages but Netanyahu should not resign ever.

  2. In re: O’Donnell, the pore-n-starvin’ can render her down for candles. If there’s a less pleasant person out there than that harridan, I haven’t found them yet, maybe Joy Reid.

    In re: Bono. Never understood the appeal of U2 or Bono, or for that matter the Beatles and John Lennon…fuck off theater-geek hypocrites, you were dorks then, you’re just more successful dorks now. Stay in your shoes.

    Finally Liz: I wonder how much of her preservation is natural, and how much is camera-magic. That said Benjamin Franklin’s dictum would come into play.

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