
And our weekly lament:

Now on to more beaver-oriented thoughts:






…as a man, I have no idea what that means, but someone told me it was funny.
Anyway:









And speaking of heavenly bodies:



And one last thought:

Till next week… I might try to make the jokes cleaner, but no guarantees.
please don’t make your jokes cleaner
Warning!
If you clean up the jokes I’ll never come back! lol
Yeah, I know I’m a freak. I prefer small boobs and seem to be the only human male on planet Earth who doesn’t find Scarlet Johanssen the least bit attractive. I can live with that.
My first girlfriend wore a 44D bra. At 16. Ever since then I’ve preferred smaller boobs – not tiny, but not ginormous.
You didn’t tell HER that, did you?