…and in today’s story, a reminder: “Never Bring An Axe To A Gunfight“:
In Duplin County, NC an alleged intruder trying to break through a back door with an axe died after homeowners opened fire, shooting him numerous times. Deputies arrived on scene to find David Bradley White “lying on his back at the bottom of some steps with multiple gunshot wounds.” White was pronounced dead at the scene.
“Numerous times” heheheheh….
And as this happened in rural North Carolina, the cops patted the shooters on the back, thanked them for saving the cost of a trial, rolled up the late choirboy and stuck him in the trunk, and left.
Does the hero get to keep the axe that the scumbag brought to the gun fight? Tools are expensive now with inflation, and that might make up for the hero’s time in dealing with this situation and the cost of his ammo to euthanize the asshole.
Our hero also has to spend time and money to wash his steps too. I hope he sues the estate of the goblin.
Doubtful they have anything, see here:
https://www.hopevalleyfuneralservice.com/obituary/David-White
How come these cock suckers always have a family that starts a go fuck me or a kick rocks starter to grift money for their deceased shitbag relative? Should be a lack against that kind of fuckery.
Go and read the replies / comments / memories others wrote on the obituary.
At first I thought, “OK, yeah it’s funny but damn, that’s pretty cold!” Then I saw the “name” over the post: Justin Acks. Now that there’s funny!
I doubt the shitbag has anything of an estate either. The estate probably involves some worthless clothes, a video game console and maybe some decrepit car or truck.
Name brand bleach is around 8 bucks a gallon and concentrate costs more. Then there is time to mix it and clean the end trails off. This cock sucker shows up with an axe bringing a ruckus to the neighborhood and good citizen has to solve the problem, report the problem and the solution to the popo, get interviewed and have his property looked over and then has to clean the mess up. What the fuck?
Perhaps the homeowners can auction off the axe to defray the costs to repair the damage done by the axe, and their gunshots.
Hole about gifting it to a museum of crime and claiming it as tax-deductible?
This is a cautionary tale in another way. The pore unfortunate decedent might have only wanted to imitate Jack Nicholson in the shining, but due to him not letting the homeowner in on the purpose of the performance art, his dear, close-knit, loving, family has to be content with modern performance art of Cheech ‘n’ Chong’s “Dave’s not here.”
LMAO Windy…
Gold star for tying in Jack Nicholson with Cheech & Chong.