Allow me to introduce (to most of my Murkin Readers anyway) Zara McDermott, a BritTV totty whose claim to fame is that dancing show and sundry other things which give her a chance to show off her assets etc.
And now you’ll know who she is when her name appears in 
, as it did last week.
I’d take her for a stroll in the park, then a lobster roll lunch with a bottle of soda pop.