News Roundup

And speaking of rancid and toxic women:

...just the kind you’d want your son to bring over for Thanksgiving, yes?  Also, keyword:  Michigan.

...that’s okay;  when you share custody, you can feed the kid steaks, meat pies and sausages all you want on those weekends.

In Lawn Awduh News:

...hell of a sentence just for shooting a cop who was already dead.  Uhhh wait a minute...

...why bother, when the fix is already in?

...that’s not quite what the original headline said, but you get my drift.

...in which, once again, we play “Guess The Race” of all the participants in this ghastly little situation.

...key word:  Florida — no wait, California.  Hadda be one of them.

In Medical News:

...wait:  gout in your cock?  What new hell is this?  And in the same vein [sic]:

...the one time I think “over and under” would be preferable to “side by side”.

From the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Dept.:

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From the Dept. Of Tourism:

….funny, I thought that was every Italian city, but I haven’t been there for years.

From the Sports Desk:

...that would be me with baseball, and I’m not even a hermit.

Time for no-link INSIGNIFICA:

           

...no, I don’t understand any of that either.

This just has to be pissing off somebody somewhere (no link):

...can’t see why, myself.

And that’s the news.