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In the world of professional snooker (“WTF Kim?”)  there are few better sights to see than Scottish referee Michaela Tabb:

Sadly, the TV cameras spend most of their time looking at the non-essential stuff like the players and the table layout instead of Michaela, but sometimes they do slip up:

And if that last pic got you looking, here are a few non-referee-type pics:

By the way, she’s nudging 60 — but this is one granny who could make a few bucks on OnlyFans, you betcha.

Classic Beauty: Joyzelle Joyner

Not all Hollywood female dancers were of the Ginger Rogers-Cyd Charisse type, oh no.  Especially during the early years of the movies — notably in the silent era — there was a huge demand for “classical” or “exotic” dancers, usually as backdrop during the swords ‘n sandals genre.

Maybe the best known of these was Joyzelle Joyner, who appeared (often un-credited) in dozens of them.

In The Sign Of The Cross, her dance sequence was cut because of its “lesbian overtones”:

She’s also reputed to have done studio modeling, although not too many of those have survived (and nor have most of her movies, sadly):

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Classic Beauty: Lillian Bond

Born in London, but after a teenage stage career she moved to the U.S., where her Brit accent had no impact on her career because the movies were all silent.  Then, when the talkies became all the thing, Lillian Bond‘s accent had, sadly, been submerged into Murkin.

None of that’s important, of course, because that’s not why we’re here.  This is.

And for me, this (of course):

I think she was absolutely stunning.