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Because:
...well I’m not going to share my stash, so find your own buddies.
...I’m reminded of the Texas high school which had to hold its prom in the next-door town because they weren’t allowed to dance in theirs.
...oh fuck off, Shorty — we first have to kill our more dangerous enemies (i.e. Democrat Socialists), so you wait your turn.
...let’s see how the trannies wriggle out of this one.
...especially if he were to start singing again.
...I’ll just leave commentary to The Englishman: “Well, old chap, the French have always been revolting.” Wait till you see the reason for this one…
...wait, the French have a navy? After all Lord Nelson’s efforts?
From the Train Smash Files:
...if you think her saggy lil’ momboobs are worth a look, follow the link.
...and you thought your job was tough.
...if not him, then it’s Trump or “climate change”.
And the winner in the “Most Incomprehensible Headline” competition:
...what was the middle bit, again?
...in the marketing world, this is what’s known as “product improvement”.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
...honey, let me introduce you to this guy: 
And finally, speaking of women who need (and get) a regular pounding:
…and I know, the superstructure isn’t imposing, but its features are always on display:
And you too should now be pounding the pavement as you head off to work.
