From those customer-friendly folks at ______* AirCattleCar Inc. comes this email offer:

Ugh. On the list of Countries Kim Would Not Visit For Free, India lies near the bottom. I feel a followup post on this topic coming on…
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From those customer-friendly folks at ______* AirCattleCar Inc. comes this email offer:

Ugh. On the list of Countries Kim Would Not Visit For Free, India lies near the bottom. I feel a followup post on this topic coming on…
*American
Whenever some natural disaster strikes a place where I’ve been before, there’s always a hint of a personal tragedy for me. (I don’t think I’m any different from most people, of course, but there it is.)
Such is the case with Ahrweiler in Germany, which lies on the banks of the Ahr River right before it empties into the Rhine at Remagen, and it’s a town that has many happy memories for me.
I remember that when I was there, about a dozen years ago, I thought that I could easily live in Ahrweiler — the town is gorgeous (although come the summer every year it floods, only with tourists), but the scenery everywhere you look is just spectacular.
The Romans thought so too: the mountainsides are festooned with grapevines dating back to those days, and there’s a large Roman villa outside the town that was only discovered a year or so before I got there.
Some pics I took when I was there:


And the town is shot through with drainage canals and pipes: 

…which didn’t seem to help much.
One would think that Ahrweiler’s proximity to the Rhine outlet would spare the town from flooding — especially as the town itself is ringed by a wall dating back to medieval times or earlier:

…but that didn’t happen this time:
The people of Ahrweiler received no warning of the impending crashing waves.
Leonie from Ahrweiler had the terrifying experience of watching the water destroy the city. At about 11pm Leonie and her family had gone to bed, but before falling asleep she was disturbed by loud noises outside their home.
The electricity had gone out and it was pitch black. The only way they could see was with candles and flashlights.
She looked outside to notice that there was a lot of water running down the street, but didn’t realise the severity of the situation until the water level started to rise to her doorstep. She woke up her mother and grandfather and they started to bring food and water upstairs. However, the nightmare had just begun – a massive wave burst through the front door, obliterating everything in its wake.
I should point out that Ahrweiler lies at the very foot of the Ahr Valley, which starts way up in the Eifel Mountains. It’s a steep drop from up there to the Rhine Valley below:

I hurt when I think about it.
And the hits just keep on coming:
Southwest Airlines planes were grounded nationwide Tuesday for what the carrier called an intermittent technology issue.
But think of all the money they saved by not upgrading their systems for well over a decade…
I can’t really cast nasturtiums, though. My laptop is five years old, I still use Windoze 10 and I haven’t downloaded upgrades to my 8-year-old printer, ever. My car has nearly 130,000 miles on it, my 1911 has fired off close to 30,000 rounds and I still watch DVDs (never got into that blu-ray nonsense). I even read Dead Tree books, not their electronic versions on Kindle, and I still love butter-fried eggs even though they’ll probably kill me. The catalog of things in my life that have never been upgraded is voluminous.
But I’m just one guy, and not a billion-dollar corporation responsible for the lives of hundreds of thousands of people every year.
According to this observation, I’m a True Brit:
You arrive hours before your flight ‘to be on the safe side’ then enjoy a full English breakfast and a pint (no matter what time it is): Fifteen signs you’re a true Brit flying off on holiday
Guilty as charged. I do that because it lessens the pain I feel when my holiday in Britishland has come to an end. (The only downside is that neither Heathrow nor Gatwick serve Wadworth 6X in any of their pubs.)
Among the others:
I really need to travel again.

…we’ll be for the next two or three days as we show the kids and Precious Granddaughter some of the delights of south Texas.

See y’all in a couple.
From the Daily Mail:
In the United Arab Emirates, if you are caught swearing, you could face a fine, jail or deportation. The country’s penal code states that ‘swearing disgraces the honour or the modesty of a person’. The law does not just include a spoken word, it extends to text messages and social media, including ‘indecent’ emojis.
I wouldn’t just be fucked, I’d be FUBAR.
And unlike the Florida law (banning farting in public after 6pm) which, I would guess, is never enforced, the Muzzies would definitely go after you just for calling someone a dumb motherfucker.
Not that the UAE (nor any of the Arab/Muzzy states) would be on my travel list anyway.
All the other laws in the article are just good examples of government overreach, except this one:
In Norway, Sunday is a day of rest and by law, you are not allowed to carry out any activity that makes a lot of noise – and that includes mowing your lawn. If your neighbours do call the police after they catch you mowing your lawn on a Sunday, officers could tell you stop. And if you don’t they could visit your home and hand out a fine.
Having lived in a house where one neighbor thought it was just peachy to mow his lawn at 6.30am (“to avoid the heat”), I could support this law — but instead of getting the fuzz involved, I’d be happy to apply a little corrective action on my own behalf, with a defense to prosecution requirement.
And no, I wouldn’t shoot the inconsiderate asshole (I’m not a complete barbarian); but he would need to get a new lawnmower afterwards.
