Category: Law and Order

Well, So Long Blondie

Law and Order, Politics

I guess DJT figured she just wasn’t working quickly enough to prosecute all the Obama/Biden-era bullshit that was heaped on him and all the rest of us.  And I have just the right person for the AG’s job:  me.

Yes I know I’m not a lawyer.  The DoJ’s got whole buildings full of ’em, and where’s that got anyone?

What the nation needs right now is someone to manage all these  assholes  legal eagles and get them pointed in the right direction:  and I’m just the right guy to do it.

Give me two things — okay, just one (I’ve got the 1911 thing all covered).  What I need is an industrial-strength cattle prod, the kind that shocks the bejeezus out of you with just a light touch, and renders you unconscious with any kind of prolonged touch.

Then let me loose in the DOJ, armed with that cattle prod and a copy of the U.S. Constitution, and watch me.  Even Tom Homan would get a little nervous around me.  And watch the ticket prices soar when Congress summons me to testify on some bullshit issue or another.  I’m talking standing room only, bubba.

I used to think I’d make a good Press Secretary.  But DJT’s got that covered with the other blondie, and she’s excellent.  Nah, I want a position that gets me to kick actual ass all over the room, and the DA’s job seems about right.

Now if I get the job, I don’t want y’all profiting from the announcement:  in other words, don’t buy shares in the textile companies that make them orange prison jump suits (if they’re still not all made in China).

The real fun will start when the Clintons and their ilk start looking for a friendly country to escape to.

Hey, it could happen.  [/Judy Tenuta]

Compendium Of Wrong

Law and Order, Punks

It’s difficult to imagine just how much more could have gone wrong in this situation:

Jay Conway, 33, was spotted dealing drugs by two plain-clothed officers in a park in May.

They tried to apprehend him but he got away before another uniformed officer, who was on patrol in a police car nearby heard a radio alert and took up the chase.

Dramatic bodycam footage shows brave Constable Dan Clayton hauling Conway off a stolen push bike, before pulling out his taser and ordering him to “Get on the floor now.”

But Conway, who was wearing a balaclava, ignores him and instead pulls a loaded pistol out of his sock.

Conway is immediately tasered but, as he falls to the ground, he points the gun directly at Constable Clayton, who can be heard shouting, “No, no” and “gun, gun, gun,” as he sprints for cover.

Of course, all my Murkin Readers are no doubt going “WTF?  Why didn’t the cop just shoot the asshole dead when he pulled the gun?”

If I were to tell you that this didn’t happen in the U.S. but in Britishland, then it all becomes clear.

Pro tip:  If a scrote points a gun at you, the correct response should be “Blam! Blam! Blam! [repeat as necessary] ” and not “No! No! No!”

If, however, your police force refuses to provide you with a “Blam! Blam! Blam!” option, perhaps you should reconsider your career choice.

Just sayin’.

Wait… No Backup?

Heroism, Law and Order

Executive summary:  Dude robs a Brink’s truck, sets off speeding, gets his tires whacked by a spike strip, runs into a house to take hostages.  Hero cop hurtles into action, kicks down the door, empties his high-cap mag into the choirboy.  End of story.

No calls for backup, no dithering, just takes action and the story ends.

Frigging hero.

Grinding Slowly

Government Thugs, Law and Order

As much as I feel like saying, “What took you so long?”, I must confess to some considerable satisfaction at this development:

FBI Director Kash Patel has purged his department of agents linked to the Biden administration’s efforts to jail the Democrat former president’s electoral foe, Donald Trump.

Patel forced out field office leaders and other senior agents connected to the two criminal investigations of Trump, including the special agent in charge in Atlanta, the acting assistant director in charge of the New York field office, and the former special agent in charge in New Orleans who had recently moved on to another job, MS Now reported and two senior administration officials confirmed to Breitbart News.

As many as six agents in Miami were forced out over their connection to the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago, conducted by over 30 agents accompanied by CNN cameras.

And I don’t want to hear wailing from the Usual Suspects about “Oh noes, you’re politicizing the DOJ to go after political opponents”, because you assholes fucking started it and turned it into an art form.

As a form of legalized spite (the CNN cameras), it’s hard to top this one — not to mention that their overt goal was not only to humiliate the ex-President (rummaging in the First Lady’s lingerie drawers?) but to prevent him from running for office again.

More like this, Kash.  Lots, lots more.

And About Time, Too

Law and Order, Riotous Assemblies

Here’s one that perked me up and made my morning brighter:

An Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent shot and killed a woman on Wednesday who allegedly attempted to run over law enforcement with her vehicle amid immigration enforcement conducting a crackdown in Minneapolis.

Department of Homeland Security spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin said that the woman was shot in her vehicle in a residential neighborhood in Minneapolis.

The woman in a Honda Pilot SUV appeared to be blocking the road in front of an ICE squad. As agents approached the woman, she backed up and pulled forward. While pulling forward, an ICE agent in front of the vehicle pulled his service weapon. The agent fired at least one shot into the vehicle as he sidestepped the moving SUV. The vehicle then crashed into a parked car.

Good.  I’m sick of these assholes screwing around with ICE, and this was made all the sweeter by the fact that it took place in the People’s Soviet of Minnesoduh, which explains the reaction from local politicians:

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey said regarding DHS’s explanation of the shooting, “So they are already trying to spin this as an action of self-defense. Having seen the video … myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit.”

He added that he feels “this was an agent recklessly using power that resulted in somebody dying.”

“We have been in contact with law enforcement leaders, the Attorney General, and the Governor’s Office throughout the morning and are pushing hard for a local investigation which is the only way to ensure full transparency and review by our office. We will use every available lever to ensure a local, transparent investigation takes place,” Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said in a statement, FOX 9 reported.

Frey posted on X, “I am aware of a shooting involving an ICE agent at 34th Street & Portland. The presence of federal immigration enforcement agents is causing chaos in our city. We’re demanding ICE to leave the city immediately. We stand rock solid with our immigrant and refugee communities.”

…against the cops, yeah, we get the picture, you Commie bitch.

Of course, if our hero ICE agent were to be treated in the same way that career criminals are ordinarily treated by Moriarty, he’d be released within minutes.  As it is…

I want ICE to go into this festering cesspit of a city harder and yet harder, in greater numbers and with even greater resolve.  And if the “residents” get out of control such as happened in this instance, I want to see more gunfire.  Let’s see if these criminal supporters [sic]  feel that strongly about their case then.