Beauty – Page 55 – Splendid Isolation

Every Dog Has Its Day

March 8, 2023 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

…although I guess to be accurate, it should be “Every Bitch Has Her Day”.

Puzzled?

It’s International Woman’s Day, dummy, so we have to celebrate international women or something. So here we go, with a few women from all over the world:

Mexico: Salma Hayek

England: Charlotte Hawkins

Scotland: Kirsty Gallacher

Wales: Carol Vorderman

Ireland: Aisling Bea

France: Eva Green

Spain: Penelope Cruz

Russia: Maria Kozhevnikova

Italy: Diletta Leotta

Okay, just one more or we’ll be here all day…

Germany: Alica Schmidt

What fun. I think I’ll pay tribute to more International Women again… maybe tomorrow, if everyone likes the idea.

Classic Beauty: Ingrid Bergman

March 5, 2023 Kim du Toit Classic Beauty

What more can I say about Ingrid Bergman that hasn’t been said already? Nothing, is what. So just enjoy the view, but be aware there will be a quiz at the end.

Okay, here’s the quiz.

Imagine that you’re Rick Blaine, and Ingrid Bergman is looking at you like this:

Do you:

shoot her Commie husband dead, get on the plane with her and go live in Portugal and make babies together;
force her Commie husband onto the plane at gunpoint, then take her back to Rick’s Café and live out the war getting rich and making babies;
choose some other scenario that I haven’t thought of, but still includes making babies with Ingrid Bergman; or
do anything else except what Rick actually did.

Unfair Advantage

March 4, 2023 Kim du Toit Classic Beauty

When your mother is the exquisite Ingrid Bergman, the odds are that the genetic result is going to be spectacular — and so it has been, with daughter Isabella:

But unlike her mother, who was trapped in a black-and-white world, Isabella has flourished in color:

And when your mother is Isabella Rossellini, you’re not going to be too far off that standard, i.e. daughter Elettra:

And yes, tomorrow’s Classic Beauty post will be about Elettra’s Gammy.

Random Totty

March 3, 2023 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

As seen on my meanderings around Teh Intarwebz:

Hey, it’s nearly the weekend… we all need a break from the lousy real world sometimes.

Point(s) Of Order

March 1, 2023 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

According to the usually-dependent Daily Mail, Oz actress Elizabeth Debicki “showed cleavage” at some show or other:

Now I don’t know much about a lot of things, but I can certainly claim to know a great deal about cleavage, having ~~leered~~ looked at said phenomenon at least once a day over many decades — and lemme tell y’all, that’s not a cleavage. This is a cleavage:

Standards… if we don’t keep to them, what are we left with?

More Double Trouble

February 27, 2023 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

…and we’re not talking shotguns, either. No, as I’ve mentioned in the past on several occasions (here, here, here and here), I get confused between two totties unless their pics are side by side (again, not a shotgun reference). I speak of Una Thurman (L) and Natascha McElhone (R):