Meersburg, Germany (2004)

One of the most beautiful small towns, in a country full of beautiful small towns.
Meersburg, Germany (2004)

One of the most beautiful small towns, in a country full of beautiful small towns.
Okay, I don’t wanna hear any moans about “No gun is worth THAT amount of money!”
Just sit back and enjoy the craftsmanship…

I think I need to check some lottery tickets… back in a while.
…and if you’re looking for a decent way to get to shoot birds with that Holland shotgun at Lord Herbert Hardly-Breething’s estate, what better way to get there than in this magnificent creature:


7.4 liters of rumbling reliability, after one hundred years of service… and yeah, I know there are no seatbelts. It was a better time, when cars looked wonderful and men died like men.
I always like it when a sports team has completely screwed up and lost the plot — Dallas Cowboys and Manchester United, take a bow — and then when the new coach/manager joins the organization, the statement is pretty much always the same: “We’re going to go back to the basics”, as in the wisdom in the words of the old manager in baseball’s Bull Durham: “You hit the ball, you catch the ball, you throw the ball.”
So given that our current method of voting in the United States is a hopelessly corrupted process, completely open to fake voters, system hacking and the outright fraud made so easy in “mail-in voting”, anyone with a brain should welcome this pronouncement from POTUS:
“Voter I.D. Must Be Part of Every Single Vote. NO EXCEPTIONS! Will Be Doing An Executive Order To That End!!! Also, No Mail-In Voting, Except For Those That Are Very Ill, And The Far Away Military. USE PAPER BALLOTS ONLY!!!”
So who could possibly object to so simple, basic and open system? Don’t be silly.
Critics of Trump’s election plans (take a wild guess who they are – K.) argue that such decisions should be left up to the states.
Yes of course. By all means let’s leave federal elections in the hands of such honest and decent states like Illinois, Michigan and all the Usual Suspects.
I find it interesting that when the United States sets up a system in foreign countries to ensure that the process is free, open and not easy to corrupt, it involves such artifacts as paper ballots and dyed fingers (to prevent repeat voting) in one-day elections conducted only in official, supervised polling places for registered and verified voters only, with ballots tabulated by hand and all results published by the following morning.
Yet when it comes to the United States itself… oh no, let’s use vulnerable and corruptible machines to collate and tabulate votes electronically, let’s allow the process to take place over weeks and months, and let’s likewise drag out the actual reporting of results over weeks and months, with no controls as to who was qualified to vote, and no guarantee of the integrity of the ballot papers trickling in from unprotected collection boxes.
Let’s just ask ourselves: who could possibly object to simplifying and protecting the integrity of the voting process for the most consequential elections in the whole world? Silly rabbit:

To ask the question is to answer it: it would be those groups and parties whose policies are unpopular, clearly destructive (to the country, its economy and its institutions) and cannot pass even the most simple and casual scrutiny for efficacy and common sense.
By the way, the only thing I don’t like about DJT’s announcement (apart from all those stupid exclamation marks) is that he made no mention of dyed fingers.

We need them too. And I don’t care how “primitive” it looks.
As with sports teams, the basics are critical — and none so critical as our elections.
This comes from one of those execrable BritTV “reality” shows — about as real as Kim Kardashian’s fat ass — and her name is (improbably, but really) Liberty Poole.






Apart from those inner-tube lips, not too bad.
When I heard that Woke Disney was going to remake one of my favorite-ever movies, I was immediately overcome by a Black Mood. What foul atrocities, I asked myself, are they going to inflict upon this jewel?
Disney fans are breathing a sigh of relief after it was reported that a live-action remake of The Aristocats has been quietly cancelled.
Plans for the new movie, based on the 1970’s classic, were initially announced in 2022 with Questlove attached to the project.
But, speaking on the August 20 episode of Score: The Podcast, the director – real name Ahmir K. Thompson – claimed that the film has been shelved.
Addressing the project’s demise, Questlove told the podcast: ‘A new administration came in, and then I was like, “Okay, well, this is what I plan to do, and dadada, do the song and dance, and here’s some of the music examples and there’s some team I’m working with dadada.”
‘And then they had another administration shuffle, and it was like, “Okay well. All right.” And by the third time I was just like, “Maybe this isn’t meant for me, because there’s also, at least, like right now, there’s so many options I have in pickings.”‘
Questlove said that The Aristocats live-action make could be revived years down the line.
‘Maybe it’ll happen in the future,’ he added.
I bloody well hope not.
Of all the old Disney movies (The Aristocats was made in 1970), this one represented all the good things about the classic animated Disney movies: funny, satirical, heartbreaking, full of suspense, lovely musical numbers (Maurice Chevalier!), with wonderful supporting characters (e.g. Madame’s ancient lawyer and the gaggle of elderly English geese) and the most villainous of villains, Edgar the butler.
It is an example of the perfect movie — and, it should be said, the last okayed by Walt and made under Roy Disney’s supervision before their respective deaths. (Since then…)
There is no doubt that any “new” take on this classic would only be foul, wrong and at the end, a commercial failure. And making it “live-action” (i.e. mostly CGI) would add to the cataclysm.
Some movies — especially the perfect ones — never have to be remade. And The Aristocats most certainly belongs in that category.

Hell, I always thought (and still do) that Duchess was just about the perfect woman: gorgeous, unwittingly sexy, loved her family… the list is endless. And as voiced by Eva Gabor… rowrrr.
And one last thought:
