When it comes to one-hit wonders, one has essentially two reactions:
- How the hell did they only have one hit? or
- Thank gawd they only had one hit.
Mostly, it should be said, the latter.
Here they are, the top 100 one-hit wonders.
Author: Kim du Toit
News Roundup
Starting off with Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...or, “How To Fuck Up A State, just Like Gavin Newsom Does”.
...unexpectedly. Lessee: cars that nobody wants, “renewable” energy sources that don’t work, “green” infrastructure that is more harmful than what it’s replacing… can’t imagine why people would want to bail on it all.
And in more Economic News:
...FJB.
From The Swamp:
...yeah, but they’ll find some way of bringing the fucking thing back to life. You heard it here first. (UPDATE: told you so.)
From Police Files:
...cops planting evidence? Say it ain’t so.
...also to be found in the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious.
...in Chicago, that is a routine traffic stop.
From the Dept. of Education:
...forget it, Jake Glenn; it’s California.
...perhaps the WashGov should ban horny teachers instead of natural gas? Just a thought.
...nature studies, so to speak. Very educational.
...I remember back when the Nazis referred to Physics as the “Jewish” science. Oh how we laughed at them, the idiots...
...from Glenn’s mouth to God’s ear.
In the Hearts Of Stone Dept:
...on the one hand, it could be said that OLAS was really looking after him (not); but on the other hand, maybe he was one of those priests (if you know what I mean), and just got what he deserved...
And in today’s 
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...apparently, they signify something or other (see link).
I have to say that I find her kinda plain-looking (like Lady Gaga?).
And that’s the news.
Train Smash Time
Oh yeah, baby: it’s that time of year when the Grand National is run at Aintree, and when we can look forward to some Train Smash Women and their antics.
Only, this year? Not as much fun as usual… so far:
Too many regrettable decisions to count, in that last one.
A couple, it seemed, didn’t get the memo:
…but a lot of others did, and dressed accordingly:
That said, I think these pics were taken mostly in the early morning, before the booze had a chance to do its work.
On the other hand, maybe it’s just that nobody could afford to get wasted. HFS, look at those prices:
Racegoers will be expected to pay £7.50 for draught beers (not including Guinness) and ciders, while a 330ml can could cost up to £7.
Meanwhile, a single serving of wine is set to cost £9.50 with a full bottle priced at £37.50.
A bottle of Prosecco will set punters back £46 while a bottle of Gobillard Brut Champagne totals a staggering £85.
Cocktails are priced at £13 each, with soft drinks costing £3.20 and a can of water £2.90 itself.
We’ll just have to wait and see. More to follow.
Update 1: Okay, despite the cost of booze, that’s a little more Train Smash-y…
And then came… Ladies Day.
3 Worst Presents
…for your 12-year-old:
1) Exercise equipment:
2) Literature:
3) Handgun:
…when it’s a replica. (Cliff Notes: how to get your ass shot by the police.)
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Caption Competition #327
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Good
Hope it was painful.