Good grief. Imagine being a centrist Democrat (if such a beast exists anymore), and being presented with this list of presidential candidates at the polling booth:
I would demand a pistol with a single cartridge in the chamber, just to avoid making a choice out of that lot.
Too bad that even the most centrist of Democrats hate all guns, so that option wouldn’t be on the table, so to speak.
But for the typical raving loony Democrat voter of today, that list is an embarrassment of riches.
Never mind what girls love or don’t love…
...wait a minute: weren’t we told by all the experts that the climate was going to boil over next year? So what’s with the “re-ignite” thing?
And on the same Climate Hysteria! note:
...one would think that there’d be a revolution against anyone outlawing the barbi Down Under, but the supine Aussies were well and truly cowed by the Covid Crackdown so this will probably happen without protest. Next to be banned: beer.
And from global cooling to 
...umm 1,700 a month (errrr carry the seven) works out to about one million a year across the top 50 U.S. cities. Impossible dream?
...as long as there are some hangings etc. to follow… but I’m not too confident.
...wait, wait: does this mean criminals disobey all those gun control laws? [faints]
...wait: there are illegal immigrants in New Jersey taking jobs from hardworking mafiosi?
#Fergeddabahtit
...couldn’t agree more. I’m thinking that one million deportations a year from now on might be acceptable.
In Global Jihad News:
...now where in Michigan did this happen, again?
#Dearbornistan #NoSurprisesThere
…funny, that: different countries, same terrorists, same outcome.
In Election News:
...and the FBI will send undercovers to watch the observers who are watching the monitors, and then… California will just elect the usual crop of socialists into office. Again.
#WasteOfTime
...only nine points? They must have done the survey in the Cornell Law School faculty lounge.
From the Dept. of Health:
...and of course, nobody thought to just stick him in their car and drive him to hospital after an hour or two.
#FecklessIdiots #Scotland
Some Sex News:
...I’d love this one to be true, but there’s a distinct whiff of bullshit in the air about it.
And now for some truly 
And from her little studio in 
:
...not sure she’s worth the $14.50 per month sub, but that’s just me.
So much for the news.
Now as we all know, cops are usually disqualified from being lauded for a Righteous Shooting because, damn it, it’s their job to shoot scumbags.
However, on this occasion I’m going to give Our Hero a waiver.
A man allegedly tried to carjack an off-duty Harris County deputy’s car Friday afternoon, around 2:45 p.m. in Atascocita, outside of Houston, and was shot dead by the deputy.
Fine, but why the waiver? Off-duty cops are still on duty if a crime is being committed, right?
Uh huh. Except that in this case:
FOX News reported that the deputy’s child was in the vehicle at the time the incident occurred.
So he went from being a cop to being a dad protecting his little girl. Clearly, a case of a Righteous Shooting if ever I saw one.
You may disagree with me, but you’d be wrong.
…be more like a man?
Thus saith Professor Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady, and it seems that it’s women who are trying to do so:
You probably think of testosterone as the male sex hormone. But the reality is that testosterone is also a crucial hormone for women, whose ovaries produce it right alongside estrogen and progesterone. All three hormones decline as women age, meaning that in spite of the FDA’s lack of approval, they’re finding ways to take it — and raving about the results.
Like with men, testosterone boosts sex drive and aggression in women, and limited studies show it may support bone health, as well as contribute to mood and energy. Testosterone production tends to peak in women’s late teens and early 20s, and slowly declines thereafter; after menopause, its levels are halved.
Many are framing testosterone supplements as something akin to an off-label fountain of youth.
“It’s changed my marriage,” a 41-year-old marketing consultant told the paper, adding that she’d gone from uninterested in sleeping with her husband to having sex upwards of six days a week.
It’s not just a libido thing, either: many women experience an uptick of ambitious energy on testosterone therapy. One NYT source even reported that her daughter said she’d become argumentative “like a teenage boy.” Other purported benefits include decreased fatty tissue, increased muscle mass and cognitive performance, and even better skin.
Yeah, but it’ll also make yer balls itch. And that will lead to another manifestation: your attitude to the other sexual activity will change:
From a male perspective, I can see one increase in spectator sports if women start becoming more masculine:
Pass the popcorn, Simon.
As Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani surges ahead in New York City’s mayoral race, residents are racing to secure homes in the leafy, affluent enclaves of Connecticut and Westchester County — driven by anxieties over potential policy shifts that could reshape the city’s economic and social fabric.
These, I think, are people who are tied to NYfC by their jobs on Wall Street or wherever, and can’t join the hordes of Noo Yawkers who have already fled for Florida, Texas and anywhere that’s not the Northeast. So they have to leave the Upper East Side, but can’t go too far away from Downtown.
Hence: Connecticut and locales outside the Five Boroughs.
“Many buyers are mentioning concerns about the mayoral election as a key driver.”
Buyers repeatedly voice worries about rising levies, public safety and urban livability under a Mamdani administration.
Like NYfC isn’t a big enough shithole already.
As Stephen Green points out:
The guy isn’t even elected yet, and already the sheep he counted on fleecing are fleeing instead.
And as one famous ex-Manhattanite might put it:
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of assholes.
And as we started with pussy, we’re going back to that gratuitous sex theme (my place, my rules), here’s a classical take:
And back to the future:
And on that note:
Yeah I know, and I don’t care if she looks like your neighbor’s wife.
Go to work, you filthy animals.