“M’lady simply give the command and he’ll gleefully attack The Duchess of York”
“I was told that your regimental mascot was vegan.”
It is obvious the princess came prepared to feed a Royal horse, only to be confounded by an Royal Irish wolfhound. Both are in fact ridden by the palace guard.
my bitch is better behaved than your bitch
“Meghan darling!! what a brilliant red coat you’re wearing!” “Call me Meghan again and they’ll never find all of your body parts.”
When the Irish Guards have their mascot on parade, they technically become a cavalry unit.
Due to budget cuts by Labour, The Household Cavalry Regiments have turned in their horses for Irish Wolfhounds.
Typical Rupert attempt at camouflage.
Here. And if you sniff at my crotch like the last time I’ll ram this fucking nosegay right up your arse.
.
10 points for using the word “nosegay” correctly in a sentence that also includes the word “arse”.
Well done indeed.
Billy Shakespeare got nothin’ on her.
Me, I’m admiring the way she stands so it appears she only has one leg.
You sniff my crotch, my man here shoots you.
He’s the only one allowed to do that.
“M’lady simply give the command and he’ll gleefully attack The Duchess of York”
“I was told that your regimental mascot was vegan.”
It is obvious the princess came prepared to feed a Royal horse, only to be confounded by an Royal Irish wolfhound. Both are in fact ridden by the palace guard.
my bitch is better behaved than your bitch
“Meghan darling!! what a brilliant red coat you’re wearing!” “Call me Meghan again and they’ll never find all of your body parts.”
When the Irish Guards have their mascot on parade, they technically become a cavalry unit.
Due to budget cuts by Labour, The Household Cavalry Regiments have turned in their horses for Irish Wolfhounds.
Typical Rupert attempt at camouflage.
Here. And if you sniff at my crotch like the last time I’ll ram this fucking nosegay right up your arse.
.
10 points for using the word “nosegay” correctly in a sentence that also includes the word “arse”.
Well done indeed.
Billy Shakespeare got nothin’ on her.
Me, I’m admiring the way she stands so it appears she only has one leg.
You sniff my crotch, my man here shoots you.
He’s the only one allowed to do that.