So as far as I can make it, the Bondi Beach Hanukkah massacre can be summarized as follows:
- Muslim terrorist assholes open fire on some Jews having a quiet picnic
- Uniformed Oz cops cower behind cover until it’s safe to come out
- Some brave (non-cop) people disarm said terrorist assholes, some dying in the attempt
- One of said brave people gets shot dead by an Oz cop who has finally plucked up the courage to come out from cover
- Terrorist asshole gets shot dead by undercover cop, other TA gets shot by someone else but sadly, survives
- The OzGov decides that all this killing is the fault of Teh Eeeevil Guns, and promises still more gun control laws…
- …going after guns and not radical Muslim organizations who are (as we speak) training to perpetrate still more of the reindeer games.
I think that covers all the salient points, but here’s da fax for you to judge for yourselves.
Oh, and remember: unlike the hapless Oz populace, feel free to arm yourselves against the day that this shit happens in your neighborhood.

