Alert Readers may sometimes notice a comment in a Monday Funnies post like this one:

…as did Longtime Friend & Reader mnshaw, a while back:

Okay, I might as well ‘fess up:
There is no such account as Kim du Toit@MYOB.
If I see a cartoon, joke or meme that elicits a response, I simply edit the pic by adding this little button
…and the comment (see above).
I have no “social presence” in any of the Usual Suspects (Twatter, FizzBuke, Snapshit, TickBite, MySpecs, InstaGroan, TroofSexual etc.) so I created a fake one because, well I don’t know exactly why I did it, other than maybe to poke fun at the concept. And no, I’m not tempted to create a real one, either.
I do stupid shit like that occasionally. (So I’m sorry if you fruitlessly wasted your time trying to hunt me down, mnshaw.)
Oh, and if there’s an egregious spelling mistake in a meme (egregious enough that in my eyes it takes away the enjoyment thereof) I sometimes edit the damn thing because:

Finally, one more thing. Almost without exception, the “Dear Diary” meme family:

…is of my own creation.
So there you have it.
Well…. I married the 1st woman I ever fucked, so the red pill already happened. And I’m currently married to the last woman I fucked, so the blue pill already happened also.
Assuming I were single and I had the option of those pills while still dating 18 years ago, yeah, there were a couple of women in there who I’d have taken the blue pill for also.
Oh come on, we all knew it was a joke. Had it been real, your “name” would have been “MYOFB”.
LOL Dave.
Kim – per the red pill and the blue pill: they’re the same person. And I’ am thankful for it every day.
They’re both the same pill.
Hah! Somehow I am not at all surprised.