Caption Competition #416 October 24, 2025 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
Old mother Hubbard went to her cuppebord to fetch her dog a bone, but when she bent over, old rover took over and gave her a bone of her own.
I wish she’d change her asshole floss. I wouldn’t sniff that with your nose. Worst plumber’s crack I ever saw.
Back off; she’s getting the peanut butter.
Not just “man’s” best friend
Old mother Hubbard went to her cuppebord to fetch her dog a bone, but when she bent over, old rover took over and gave her a bone of her own.
House Rules: I always eat first.
Go ahead: by all means let’s play grab-ass. You grab hers, I’ll munch on yours.
Don’t look at me. I’m not making that smell.
Listen bub, she’s auditioned a lot of daddies…… you give me steaks and the audition can continue
Looks like the backside of one of those troll dolls from the 1960s.
I wish she’d change her asshole floss. I wouldn’t sniff that with your nose.
Worst plumber’s crack I ever saw.
To get to her you gotta go through me.
Hey, I have to live with that!
Serena Williams hesitates, checking the pantry for cotton blooms, before feeding her dog.