Ah, the good old days when we could unashamedly use !BOOBS! to sell products. But now:
...Florida, Texas brace for impact of still more Yankees. FFS. Still… okay, quit hogging the popcorn, y’all.
...actually, the opposite: the deportations aren’t unpopular, and everyone who’s MAGA is united behind them. Other than that, it’s quite true.
#MSNBC
...funny, we were just about to say the same about the Democrats.
Some International News:
...remember, it’s all part of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©.
...like we care what the fence-sitting, speed-hating chocolate makers do.
...just to remind everyone: it took until 1975 for Seffrica to get broadcast television.
In the Lawn Ordure Files:
...what pisses me off is that he actually got two sentences of 18 years for each offense, but the asshole judge decreed that they be served concurrently instead of consecutively.
#JudicialBullshit
...and still no mention of weekly floggings, castration or flaying.
In Business News:
...that just gives ol’ Elon more reserve stock for his Mars colonization plans.
...says the retail organization who pretty much caused the whole “off-shore production” activity. I’ll believe this bullshit statement when 80% of Walmart merchandise is made in the U.S.
#NeverGonnaHappen
From the Dept. of Education:
...she was saving her vag for the highschoolers’ trip, no doubt.
And in the usual 
And speaking of that lot, as we drive headlong down 
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...first thought: because she’s an attention-seeking slut, like the entire Kardashian coven? I report, you decide:
Amazing; after all that surgery and such, she’s still less attractive than the average Moscow street prostitute.
#NoManShould
All Kardashians and their ilk should remain below the fold if they have to be shared at all
Ooooh I like it when you talk dirty like that. “Below the fold” indeed.
I’m probably in the minority on this but I think the Kardashian gals give us hope for America. That a group of people with no discernable talent or ability can achieve wealth & fame, is aspirational.
I’ve never really understood the concept of serving two sentences concurrently. Why? What does that do? I’m sure originally there was some decent reason for it, long since perverted by the feckless judicial system we now have. It’s basically a buy one get one free thing now.