Clearly run by Lefties, of course, because chicken is beef if that’s how it identifies itself.
But never mind that…
...well, everybody in W. Yurp, anyway:
…all the fault of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©, of course.
From the pages of Backlash News:
...but no floggings? WTF
In the War Against Terror:
...and about fucking time, too.
In 
:
...as the perv said to Jack the Ripper: keep on cutting.
In 
...keep on truckin’, guys. Gooder and harder.
In International Crime News:
...see, and I always thought that recreational racism was White kids challenging some homies to a water polo match.
From the Dept. of Education:
...once again, “alleged” despite the evidence of texts and hotel bills.
...ah yes, the old “porn for pets” excuse.
And on with some awful 
And on our journey down 
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...oh yeah, baby:
And in other colors:
Compared to Our Nadiya, the news is total shit.
A totty with a B size bust! Who are you and what have you done with Kim?