News Roundup

Speaking of squealing…


...I think I remember reading this headline back in the 1960s — although the “slaughterhouses” part has most certainly come true in most Democrat-controlled cities, anyway.


...or maybe it was because of Glueball Wormening, I dunno — I get so confused sometimes.

Speaking of Teh Green Issues:


...wonder how much that little wokey gesture has cost them.

More Woke Stuff:


...anyone think he would have done this if the Democrats still controlled the White House?  Me neither.

And speaking of woke costing money…. heeeere’s Krautyboy!


...what was your first clue, Karl-Heinz-Gerhard-Hanspeter?|
#ModernGermany #KillingTheStereotypeThatGermansAreLogical


...you mean “artificial” like Biden’s victory in 2020?


...exactly which people are you talking about, Yeronner?  Gold Coast liberals like Fatboi Pritzker? 


...gosh, I wonder why that is.  And:


..gosh, I wonder why that is.
#DeepstateCriminalCorruption

And speaking of criminals… from the Lawn Ordure Files:


...excuse me, I’m off to borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face (again).
#Don’tTrustGovernmentStatistics


...hey, if we’re going to use quote marks around ‘raped’, I thought we might as well go the whole hog.

In Political News:


...a.k.a. when Elon regained his common sense and stopped feeding his own vanity.

In Sex News:


...getting arrested is not usually the result of this activity on PornHub (or so they tell me).


...considering it happened about a hundred years ago, this might not be that big a deal.


...in which we play our popular “Guess The Race” game.  (clue is in the headline itself) Then there’s the new game:  “Guess Why White People Are No Longer Going On Carnival Cruises (Or Visiting Six Flags)”.

And now for some salacious 

    
...nope, I have no idea who the dramatis personae are, either.

And as we saunter down   :


...as personified by some totty (“Jess Hayes”) whom I’ve never heard of (and I don’t think that I’m the only one):

Apparently she’s gone celibate because reasons.  Whatever.

That’s news?  Good question.

4 comments

  1. My Dad was a German who wound up in Canada first as a POW in 1943 then in 51 as an immigrant.

    He lectured me endlessly about “KillingTheStereotypeThatGermansAreLogical”

    He believed that Germans are emotional idiots in choosing their objectives then logical, hard working and methodical in pursuing them.

    We made a trip back to Paderborn in Krautland in 1962 with a view to returning there. After a few weeks Dad realized he hated German-ness and Germans. I’ve been there 7 or 8 times for family visits and he was right. They are crazy, and crazy enough to be evil.

    1. My forebears came from Krautland as well. Both sides. I think the stereotypes mentioned either emigrated or died in two world wars, and the remaining breeding stock doesn’t have enough of the DNA left to reconstitute it.

      “Gott mit uns” has been replaced with “60 days paid holiday”.

  2. Maybe Ms. Hayes has to give her vagina time to heal. So it may be medical sobriety instead of voluntary sobriety.

  3. Electric buses … huh. F*cking stupidly moronic idea. Which is why IL Governor JB Fat-boi Toilet-yanker I-wanna-be-the-next-Prez Pritzker signed on with Lion Electric, the same bankrupt Canadian company mentioned in the linked article.
    https://illinois.gop/the-wheels-on-the-bus-fell-off-jb-pritzkers-ev-flop/
    My cousin is retired from a transportation authority near Des Moines, IA .. but worked when the agency purchased seven electric buses from France. Never were more than 5 of the 7 operational, and the battery packs performed so poorly in the Iowa winters that five months of the year the buses sat sidelined. Petroleum (petrol or diesel) has powered the world’s motor fleet for at least 13 or 14 decades .. for a reason.

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