Can you hear me now? I found a high point and I’m right under the tower
When I told Siri to “take me to the moon” I thought the phone would just vibrate for a half hour or so
Well, Jeremy. Looks like we won’t be delivering the Dali Lama’s new Bugatti any time soon.
Crossing the Ural Mountains by Bugatti was turning out to be difficult if not expensive.
How far are we going to have to walk, Laurence? Just let the valet park it.
Winner.
You can’t park there, mate
Ok – Bob, change the Notes to read “Sharp left 2, drop-off on right” and I told you the Bugatti was not a good choice as the Alpine Rally Pre-runner
“Hey, Bonehead! Who told you that car has the ground clearance and four wheel drive to take this “road” on?”
You asshole, we coulda done this ad in a studio with AI instead of fucking up my car.
Proof that money and brains don’t always go together.
Bet the owner has a Journalism degree.
In the words of Bugs Bunny: “I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque”.
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. He’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!
Can we get a couple of sherpas here?
I think this is as far as we can go.
Can we sue GoogleMaps?
I’m not that concerned with how we get out. Renting a sky crane seems pretty obvious. I want to know what the hell was in those last three drinks, and how the hell I got here in the first place.
“According to GoogleMaps, we should be looking at Buckingham Palace right now.”
Filming the newest car commercial.
According to GPS, we’re here.
So AWD isn’t the same as 4WD? who knew?
Can you hear me now? I found a high point and I’m right under the tower
When I told Siri to “take me to the moon” I thought the phone would just vibrate for a half hour or so
Well, Jeremy. Looks like we won’t be delivering the Dali Lama’s new Bugatti any time soon.
Crossing the Ural Mountains by Bugatti was turning out to be difficult if not expensive.
How far are we going to have to walk, Laurence? Just let the valet park it.
Winner.
You can’t park there, mate
Ok – Bob, change the Notes to read “Sharp left 2, drop-off on right” and I told you the Bugatti was not a good choice as the Alpine Rally Pre-runner
“Hey, Bonehead! Who told you that car has the ground clearance and four wheel drive to take this “road” on?”
You asshole, we coulda done this ad in a studio with AI instead of fucking up my car.
Proof that money and brains don’t always go together.
Bet the owner has a Journalism degree.
In the words of Bugs Bunny: “I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque”.
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. He’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!
Can we get a couple of sherpas here?
I think this is as far as we can go.
Can we sue GoogleMaps?
I’m not that concerned with how we get out. Renting a sky crane seems pretty obvious. I want to know what the hell was in those last three drinks, and how the hell I got here in the first place.
“According to GoogleMaps, we should be looking at Buckingham Palace right now.”
Parking Brakes Matter.