And you’re going to need a few dry ones, after reading this roundup. Or maybe champagne might be a better idea, in some cases. But first:
...AND it’s rising in Sagittarius! [/fucking bullshit]
In Business News:
Target Tanks
...couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of woke assholes.
And in MAGA News:
...you know, it’s not nice to tease us like this.
...I for one mourn the end of Afrikaans in the system. [/sarc]
...cheaper than machine-gun towers and landmines, anyway.
...wake me when the Oklahoma number reaches 500,000.
...wait, wait: Alligator Alcatraz, Deportation Depot, Speedway Slammer, Camp East Montana (in Texas!)… pretty soon we’re going to need a scorecard, fellas.
...Dominion are going to need all the money they can get because:
...and while he’s there, he’ll toss out all the machines in favor of paper ballots.
In Crime News:
...yeah, fine; but WTF is a “registered rifle”?
...not very ladylike, was he?
Some Entertainment News:
…
...
...although I would have expected the boy to have better taste.
And now, the ever-linkless 
...are you kidding me? Susannah Hoffs used to be cute:
...but now, at 65, she’s just flat-out sexy:
Would.
And that’s it for the news of yore.
Damn it, stop posting things like Susannah Hoffs age! It’s making me feel old(er)! I have to admit, though, that she carries 65 very well.
I was a Junior in high school when “Walk Like an Egyptian” was The Big Hit of the year. Naturally, my fellow miscreants and I changed the lyrics to “Walk With an Erection”. And if you ever saw the video, where she’s looking from side to side…
I’ll be in my bunk.
II think every 16 year old boy changed the lyrics. And oooooh the side glance.
Plus side: Connie Chung was a hottie when younger.
Down side : She banged Beatty once, she bang and married Maury Povich.
I’m betting it was for the LOLs when every time he buried it balls deep and said “CHUNNNNNNNNG” like a gong.
Speaking of being in my bunk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rOEf9vF1kc
Yah. My buddy and I went and saw the dreadful movie “The All-Nighter” because Ms. Hoff was in it. Even the eye-candy couldn’t make up for the awfulness of that particular flick.
I dunno why Jew-wimmens draw in us Gentile-men, whilst the Jew-men steer clear of them. Maybe they know something we don’t.
She has aged well though
Don’t get me started on Jew-wimmins.
Ever since Lynette Cohen in first grade, all the way up to Avrona Levin and Rachel Goldstein in my 20s… Miss Hoffs would be an excellent way to end my sex life.
Oy gewalt.
And no, I never did Bad Things to Lynette, but she did allow me to kiss her on the cheek, once.
Maybe that’s why the muzzies hate the Jews so much. All of these alluring Wimmens who won’t voluntarily agree to being goat-wife #3