Caption Competition #407

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1. Here we see a pair of the new Mark 85s in pre deployment mode.

2. Mrs. Slim Pickens

   IYKYK

3. Pubescent girls like straddling horses.
   Military girls like straddling big bombs.

4. Bombardier Barbie laboured under a misunderstanding of how she got her nickname

5. Is that missile getting bigger?

   1. Mine is.

6. I’d volunteer for the bomb squad

7. “sHe” says – MINE’S BIGGER THAN YOURS.

8. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

9. I gotta quote Joseph Edgar Foreman aka “Afroman” the rapper here –

   “I took her to my house, cuz she was fine, but then she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine”

10. There’s a missile in the picture? I must have missed that…

11. Daddy says if I don’t like how you treat me on our date, this rocket will be up your ass.

12. Does this missile make my tits and ass look big?

13. “Hey Abdul: it’s not only the exposed breasts and uncovered face; she just ate a bacon sammich.”

14. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

15. Military version of the WNBA green dildo?

16. “Do my tits look big on this”?

17. TSgt Mindy Kowalski demonstrates the new Pentagon-approved method of polishing rust off bomb casings.

    1. She could polish the rust off my …

18. A hotdog down a hallway if your interested…

19. She’s smiling because that’s one of those deep penetration bombs.

20. This is what it’s going to take to get rid of that STD.

21. So this will give me an explosive orgasm?

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