This is enough to make me groan and reach for another:
The Cambridge Dictionary has accepted 6,000 new words into its English language canon this year – including slang inspired by social media discourse.
Oh, that’s just wonderful. Now instead of looking ignorant, I can just go there to learn all about skibidi.
Stop the world, I want no more part of it.
As Joe Biden would say “c’mon man, you know the thing”
This country is full of so many stupid ass lazy dipshits and this is why you see bullshit like this happening.
I don’t care about slang entering the language as such. Its the attempt to normalize it, like calling Lizzo beautiful.
Farewell, farewell to my beloved language,
Once English, now a vile orangutanguage.
With a grand “Thank You” to Ogden Nash, who was miraculously prescient in 1960.