Tag: Humor

And speaking of evil bitches and their webs:

...it’s difficult to imagine anyone more “dark and dystopian” than this ghastly parody of a woman.

Great Moments of Jurisprudence:

...no shit, Sherlock yer honor.  Also:

...unless she’s skinny and likes to suck dick, I’m somewhat puzzled by this one. And lastly:

...but at least he didn’t call her a fat lesbian — even though in this case, the description fits perfectly.

...they have no Posse Comitatus law in Swedishland, but that seems to be a Good Thing in this instance.

...I’m thinking large amounts of cash, flowers and a roofie… wait, perhaps I misread the headline.

...well, maybe not everyone misses the blustering Green asshole cyclist.

From the Department Of Education:

...gives new meaning to the term “pupil support”, dunnit?

…

And the part you’ve all been waiting for, INSIGNIFICA:

           ...trust me, you don’t want to go there.  No man should.

Finally, some Showbiz News:

...I report, you decide:

And in daylight:

And that’s all the news that’s fit to mock.

Some of today’s items may not include links because they shouldn’t.

...along with Oprah, Beyoncé and Barbra Streisand’s housemaid.

...and, one hopes, very painfully.

…let me know when it’s hand grenades, and then we may get concerned (or not).

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...ah yes, the old “clotheslined vs. chlamydia” debate.

...sounds like something I’d do.

...going to add alcohol to it?  No?  Then, no.

...can we talk about EV batteries, now?

...finally, a Brit law that I can support.

...key word:  India.

...this is what happens when you use the word “abuse” incorrectly.  Calling a store clerk a lazy twerp:  fine.  Attacking him with a knife while shoplifting:  not.

...the new generation of moon-worshippers being the one after the crystal-worshippers.  Bunch of fucking muppets, all of them.

...I can’t enter this one because it’s amateurs-only.

And now:  INSIGNIFICA!!!!!

   

...substitute “bed-hopping” and “boyfriends” to see how it works, sweetie.

Finally, Paige Spirinac has announced her 2023 Halloween costume line.  She’ll have to work hard to beat last year’s effort:

…oh, wait:

Girl needs a good spanking, and I know just the man to do it.

And today:

...with all the usual mil-spec quality controls one has come to expect from the MoD.

...so, our 2A rights are safe, then.

...and to think, they stopped working on that silly cancer cure thing, just for this.  I suspect government funding is behind this one.

...yeah, that “soft on crime approach” is working everywhere it’s tried.

...good fucking question.  Too bad it wasn’t Biden asking it.

...uh, I hate to break it to you, Blimpo, but I have more chance of winning New Hampshire than you do.

From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:

...as opposed to the date they predicted in 2001:  January 12, 2015.

From the Dept. of Health, two opinions:

...as written by “experts”, and the following appeared in the same newspaper on the very same day:

...and I’ll call next time I’m in town, I promise.

...call me when when a bunch of people die from this latest variant — because nobody has yet, despite all the fearmongering.

From the Wild Kingdom:

...like sharks need any help in that department.

...1. shoot it. 2. shoot it again. 3. shoot the owner.

In Economics News:

… ...don’t say he didn’t warn ya.

From the Heart of Stone Department:

...too bad it wasn’t on the return trip, but them’s the breaks.

...okay, how many of you have ever thought about doing this?

...yeah, me too.

And in RES INSIGNIFICA:

       

  ...and on a parallel train of thought:

 

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