So you’re a halfway-decent-looking totty, but you’re about 6’6″ tall and have a problem finding men to date. What to do, what to do?
Put on some 5″ heels so you’re 7′ tall, and take to OnlyFans, of course.
Yeah; it’s Brazil, baby.
Tag: Classic Women
Classic Beauty: Jean Harlow
Considering that Jean Harlow died at age 26, her impact on cinema was enormous. And honestly, I can kinda see why:
She absolutely oozed sex appeal — for the time, as much or more than Marilyn Monroe did some twenty years later — and certainly never posed nude, either. It is said, with some justification, that she never wore underwear of any kind. Jimmy Stewart later claimed that she kissed so beautifully that when doing a kissing scene with her, he deliberately flubbed the action so that they had to do several takes. And as for Clark Gable… they did several movies together, and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t doing much acting, either.
Talk about setting the screen on fire…
Random Totty
In the world of professional snooker (“WTF Kim?”) there are few better sights to see than Scottish referee Michaela Tabb:
Sadly, the TV cameras spend most of their time looking at the non-essential stuff like the players and the table layout instead of Michaela, but sometimes they do slip up:
And if that last pic got you looking, here are a few non-referee-type pics:
By the way, she’s nudging 60 — but this is one granny who could make a few bucks on OnlyFans, you betcha.
Classic Beauty: Joyzelle Joyner
Not all Hollywood female dancers were of the Ginger Rogers-Cyd Charisse type, oh no. Especially during the early years of the movies — notably in the silent era — there was a huge demand for “classical” or “exotic” dancers, usually as backdrop during the swords ‘n sandals genre.
Maybe the best known of these was Joyzelle Joyner, who appeared (often un-credited) in dozens of them.
In The Sign Of The Cross, her dance sequence was cut because of its “lesbian overtones”:
She’s also reputed to have done studio modeling, although not too many of those have survived (and nor have most of her movies, sadly):
Modern Classic Beauty: Jennifer Morrison
Okay, I’m a sucker for that fresh-faced “girl next door” thing, so it should come as no surprise to see Jennifer Morrison here. Even her name is comfortably unremarkable, but she herself is anything but. Let’s start with the girl next door:
Okay, so she has grown up somewhat since then:
Oh, yes.
Random Totty
Never having watched a single minute of the old Baywatch TV program, I have been blissfully unaware of the existence of Brook Burns. My loss.
Yummy, if a tad skinny.