Random Totty

We’ve all seen Paige Sprinac on these pages before, but here’s someone to give her a little run for her money:  Bri Teresi.

First, some “action” shots:

And then some from off the course, so to speak:

Hole in one.

Classic Beauty: Geraldine Brooks

The best thing you can say about Geraldine Brooks is that she was better than almost every movie she ever played in.  She could hold her own against highly-strung co-starring divas as Joan Crawford and the volcanic Anna Magnani.  Starting at 18 in a starring role in the long-running Broadway play Follow The Girls, she did nearly half of the 288 performances.  Then she got hired by Hollywood to appear in movies, and in the best Hollywood tradition, she was totally undervalued. Only when she quit Hollywood to do Italian movies was she fully appreciated — and when those movies appeared in America, they were bowdlerized beyond recognition.

So… TV, from 1952 she settled for appearing on silly TV shows for another twenty-four years, her performances still always better than the shows themselves.

But enough of that.

Magical.

Random Totty

Okay, I’m pretty sure we all remember the adorable “Lily” from the awful AT&T’s TV ads:

Well, then there’s her real-life persona, Milana Vayntrub:

All grown up, she has.


Yeah, I know that she’s reputedly a foul socialist, but that’s never stopped anyone from looking at Susan Sarandon’s boobs, has it?

Random Totty

So you’re a halfway-decent-looking totty, but you’re about 6’6″ tall and have a problem finding men to date.  What to do, what to do?

Put on some 5″ heels so you’re 7′ tall, and take to OnlyFans, of course.

Yeah;  it’s Brazil, baby.