Moron Move

Published: August 4, 2025 2:10pm

Trump to withhold disaster aid from cities, states that boycott Israel

Published: August 4, 2025 5:59pm

Trump admin drops Israel boycott conditions from disaster aid guidance after intense backlash

I should hope so.

It would be difficult to find a more staunch supporter of Eretz Israel than I am.  But here’s a pro tip for all politicians — and in this case, especially for The Donald:

Disaster aid is not a fucking bargaining chip.

When a flood strikes a small town in Tennessee or Arkansas, the very last thing that these wretched people should have to think about as they’re sitting on their rooftop about is their state government’s attitude towards a country on the other side of the Earth.

This was a moron move, reflected by how quickly the idea was reversed.

And as for POTUS:  start thinking before you open your yap.  We did not elect you to do this kind of bullshit.  America first;  all other countries (including Israel) can fall second, or third, or fourth.

News Roundup

Never mind all that “gold-digging whore” stuff…


...I’m just surprised they didn’t use AutoTune.

Time for some :


...bent ol’ Ursula over the desk, he did — and the EEEEWWWW knows it.


...not that this would be too difficult.


...wait: you mean we can go back to driving the cars and trucks we want, use toilets that flush properly, and not have to depend on solar power in midwinter?

Of course when we read the above good news, can Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© warnings be far behind?


...is there anything climate change can’t do?  (And before you rush to check, the report is total bullshit.)
#NoSurpriseThere


...next:  ban heating oil for furnaces, because New Yorkers deserve to fucking freeze to death for electing the same asshole politicians time after time after time.

And now,


...keep it going, guys.


And speaking of child molesters;  this from the Dept. Of Education:


...why would he need “pressure”?

#StupidKid

And in our Hearts Of Stone Dept.:


...yeah, well
#India

In Political News:


...that’s too bad, ’cause it could have pushed CA over the edge into complete ruin.  Even worse, this means she’s probably going to run for POTUS again.  [cue political laughter]:

Some Celebrity News:


...what’s left for Meg ‘n Ginger?  OnlyFans.  (You heard it here first.)

And yet again, some link-free 

Alesha Dixon reveals surprise career change as
she makes major move away from music
...oooh Britain’s got talent (and legs, especially legs), all right:

And on that note, it’s time to leg it outta here.

Tricksies & Accomplices

From Reader Mike S., news of this little reindeer game:

Well, yes… except:

Attorney General Ken Paxton has also called for fleeing Democrats to be arrested and offered his office’s services in “hunting down and compelling the attendance of anyone who abandons their office” by breaking quorum.

And as Reader Mike points out, the last time these assholes tried this, they were tracked down in their little out-of-state hidey-holes by the Texas Rangers, arrested and brought back to Austin.

Maybe they could go to Cuba.  They’d fit right in, especially that Commie bitch Crockett — and by the way:  that “war chest” of hers?  It’s against the law to use campaign funds in this manner.

Should be fun.  And the gerrymandered districts are going to be redrawn eventually, anyway.

Idiots.

Quote Of The Day

“Losing two experienced officials will make it even harder for the IRS to administer and enforce the tax code.”Caroline Ciraolo (ex-somebody at the IRS)

Good.  No, excellent.

Now all we have to do to help these pore IRS souls is simplify the tax code — e.g. flat tax of 8% on gross earnings, no brackets, no exemptions and no deductions for individuals;  and 1% corporate rate on gross sales, no deductions.
#PostcardTaxReturns

The Return Of Big Lime

Heeeeere comes another one!

Another night, and another green sex toy has been tossed upon the floor of a WNBA court.

During Friday night’s game between the Valkyries and the Sky, a green dildo was flung from the crowd and landed on the hardwood as players and officials looked on aghast.

As noted in the post below, this is the second such dildo throwing incident, and both instances have come at games when the Valkyrie are playing.

For some reason, this stuff is tickling my (lime-green) funny-bone.

The fact that everyone is so upset and butt-hurt [sic]  about this just makes me giggle all the more.