Kebab soap? For your mimsy? Ah, the good old days… but for now?
...”could”. Or not.
...will this finally force the UK to adopt this new thing called “air conditioning”?
Latest news from Commieland, Inc.:
...Stephen, you silly boy; the reason the Missouri store failed was because it just wasn’t done properly.
#StandardCommieExcuseForFailure
More Commie bullshit:
...I just wonder what color the sun is on his planet.
And speaking of gun control:
...for those who don’t know, that would be: “soon-to-be-ex-Texas-Senator” John Cornyn.
...the Glock 21 never even made it the three blocks from the collection point to the cop shop.
#Chicago
From the Hearts Of Stone Department:
...trying to find a problem with this situation; nope, sorry.
...bloke didn’t have access to Kim’s #1 Seagull Repellent, clearly.
...there was an “alleged” in there, but it’s all irrelevant now. And quit that mocking laughter.
And from the Dept. of Health:
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Speaking of death:
...if graves were still being dug by sextons rather than with Kubotas, I might agree. But as it is: that cemetery is a fucking chiseller.
...wait: Illinois did something right, for a change?
#Faint
From the files of the Department of Righteous Stabbings:
...that’ll teach him.
#FloridaMan
And we know what’s next in the roundup — 
And as we venture down 
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...still the best surname in show business. The rest ain’t bad either:
And of course, those dancer’s legs:
She’s the best thing to come out of Ukraine… well, ever.
