Seriously Tough

Mr. Free Market has been doing some Internet research (LOL) during his break from evicting widows and demolishing historic homes, and has come up with this series of African hunting escapades, the PH being the peerless Buzz  Lightyear  Charlton, who cannot be described as a Zimbabwean.  Nope, anyone who stalks his prey in the African bush wearing Crocs or Birkenstocks is a damn Rhodesian.

Eland  (which makes me realize how lucky I was to get mine)

Buffalo

Elephant

I can’t see what the clients are shooting, but Buzz carries a .500 Nitro Express double rifle.

To call him an expert PH is to make a mockery of the term “expert”.

Oh, and note that after the shot is made, the party is in no hurry to get to the downed animal.  Caveat venator.

Scaling Down

This is an interesting development:

Fewer booze buyers are reaching for the top shelf.

Americans aren’t thirsting for for the high-end tequila that once flowed freely, spirits companies said, as demand for $100 spirits has dropped off. Consumers appear to be trading down—or selecting less expensive versions of their preferred beverage—said Lawson Whiting, CEO of Brown-Forman (BF.A, BF.B), on Thursday, as sales of more affordable bottles fell less.

“We are seeing some weakening, for the first time, in terms of trade down,” Whiting said on a conference call, according to a transcript made available by AlphaSense. “When you look at $100 and above or $50-to-$100 [segments], those price points have weakened considerably.”

Industrywide, the number of $100-plus bottles sold has fallen 18% in the past three months, according to the market research firm NielsenIQ.

I’m not surprised.  All that high-end stuff, at the end of the day, delivers not much more in terms of taste and shall we say “knockdown power”, for a premium price.  And that would be okay, in isolation.

But when you have to spend $120,000 for an “economy” car — think I’m joking?  see how much you end up paying in total when you finance $45,000 over seven or ten years — and the cost of even the cheapest meal for two in a non-fast food restaurant will set you back well over $60, and your grocery bill rockets from $30 per week to $140… it doesn’t take a Nostradamus to predict that things are going to change when it comes to spending your money on what is after all an indulgence.

And the change can come with reduced consumption (as above) or simply learning to live with cheaper merchandise.

In earlier, less fucked-up times, I would now have been on my second or maybe even third car after the Tiguan;  instead, I now know that barring some kind of miracle, the Tiggy is going to be my lifetime vehicle.

I can’t remember the last time I bought a bottle of single-malt — years, I suspect — and it doesn’t matter because I seldom drink the stuff unless friends show up for dins, and a single after-dinner cocktail is called for.

It’s not just me, either:  the Son&Heir drinks maybe 10% of what he used to drink, booze-wise, and even my rowdy friends have cut back.

But spare me the sob stories of what this means for the manufacturers of high-end bling.  If ever there’s a case study in ripping people off for the “status” of using their products, vendors like Louis Vuitton, Glenfiddich, Porsche and Swarovski are headed for bleak times;  and I care not a fig for their predicament.

Random Totty

Today’s totty appears to be one of those “influencers” whose sole function in life, like all of these creatures, seems to be purely decorative while pimping herself and various sponsored products to her devoted “followers”.

Her name is apparently Maria Soto Almeida, which makes her either Portuguese, Brazilian or some derivation of the two.  Forgive me if I can’t be bothered to look up the details on this piece of tinsel.

Okay, that’s enough of these Internet pimps and whores.  I’ll do better next week.

Dark Humor

Then there’s this:

Man’s horrifying four-word ‘reason’ for beheading his girlfriend

Okay, spoiler:  apparently, she “pushed him too far”.

Which of course leads me into thinking of a game.

Ignoring the sex of the killer and victim — in other words, it could have been directed at either a woman or a man — list your own 4-word excuses for decapitating someone summarily.

Mine:  “Bitch/Asshole had it coming.”

Your suggestions in Comments… and there may well be a prize for the entry which makes me giggle like a little girl.

De-Cluttering 2

We talked about this topic before — that of clearing out and binning stuff as one ages and downsizes — and here’s yet another take:

The pain of downsizing has come as a complete shock. My life is etched into the possessions I’m having to cast off for ever.

…and the exposition of her situation follows, which ended when she didn’t de-clutter prior to downsizing, and is now facing life in a small overstuffed [sic] cottage.

I get that.  I really do.  But as Nadine Dorries worries about that issue, there’s another one:  the pain of keeping shared stuff as a constant and sometimes bitter reminder of times long past.

At some point, though, you have to realize that regardless of sentiment, stuff is just stuff.  And the part that isn’t understood is that once you’ve done it for the first time, the de-cluttering becomes progressively less hurtful.

And by the way:  I covet her late husband’s “hand-forged tools”, even though I have neither space for, nor need of them.  See how that works?

Here’s Some Fun

Found this jolly little missive in my Inbox last night, from simon @ domainservice.net.cn:

(Please Kindly send this message to your CEO because this is urgent. If you consider this has been delivered to you in error, please disregard it. Thanks.)

Dear CEO,
This is a official email. We are the Domain Registration Service company in Shanghai, China. I have an issue to confirm with you. An application was received by us from Baokang Ltd on January 13, 2026. They desire to register “kimdutoit” as their internet keyword and Chinese domain names (kimdutoit.cn, kimdutoit.com.cn, kimdutoit.net.cn, kimdutoit.org.cn). But after checking it, we notice this name conflicts with your business name or brand name. To deal with this issue properly, it’s necessary to send a message to you and verify if this firm is your distributor in China?

Best regards
Simon Liu

General Manager
Domain Registry

Tel: +86-2161918696 | Fax: +86-2161918697 | Mob: +86-13816428671

12F Kaike Building, No. 1801 Hongmei Road, Shanghai 200233, China

Seems all official and stuff, dunnit?  The question, though, is why any person or organization would want to use “kimdutoit.anything” in China?

And just in case you’re interested, Bloomberg says this about the company wishing to use my name:

I truly thought that scammers and phishers were more creative than this.