Sucker

I can’t be the only one who has this problem.

Every time Iain Tyrell fixes a car up and then takes it out for test drive, I want one.  Even when, as here, it’s a notoriously capricious and finicky Ferrari Berlinetta Boxer.

The worst thing the world’s most erudite car mechanic ever did to me, though, was rekindle my love for the Dino 246 GT, after fixing one up and taking it for a spin;  this, despite my having driven a 246 many years ago and being utterly unimpressed with its stiff clutch and clunky gearbox.  And when he talks about setting up the car’s door handle to perform, in his words, “like a hair-trigger on a rifle”, then I really, really want one.  Again.  Even if it would set one back close to or over a half-million dollars.  Pshaw.

The utter bastard even teaches one how to buy a Dino.


That one’s only a measly $375,000… a bargain — not — when the original 1969 Dino would have set you back $5,000 (or about $35,000 today.)

So yes, I am a complete and unashamed sucker when it comes to this stuff, and I blame Mr. Tyrrell completely.  Feel free to share your own inexplicable automotive crushes in Comments.

Random Totty

In the world of professional snooker (“WTF Kim?”)  there are few better sights to see than Scottish referee Michaela Tabb:

Sadly, the TV cameras spend most of their time looking at the non-essential stuff like the players and the table layout instead of Michaela, but sometimes they do slip up:

And if that last pic got you looking, here are a few non-referee-type pics:

By the way, she’s nudging 60 — but this is one granny who could make a few bucks on OnlyFans, you betcha.

Location, Location… Location?

I had a quiet chuckle at this story:

A home that was featured in a 2010s hit TV show finally sold after a massive price cut and 12 years on the market. 

The Barrington Hills home in Illinois sold for $6.5million on April 25 after spending more than a decade on the market. 

But it wasn’t that the home – that was featured in all six seasons of Empire that ran from 2015 – wasn’t beautiful or wasn’t in a good, very secluded area, it was simply the price point. 

The home originally tried to sell for $15.9million in 2013, before dropping to $12.5million in 2016. 

‘This price point is very difficult to sell in Illinois, period,’ said agent Michael LaFido. ‘It’s not like Florida, it’s not like California where they’re having $10[million] to $20million [homes].’ 

LaFido said only a ‘handful’ of homes priced at $6.5million and above are sold each year. 

Yeah.  In Illinois, maybe that’s true.  Let’s be honest:  who would want to live in the People’s Soviet of Illinois, a state run by Fatboi Pritzker?  Only people who’ve lived there all their lives — and I see that the house was eventually purchased by someone local.  Nobody with any kind of wealth is moving to Illinois, after all — in fact, the reverse is true, and Fatboi’s mismanagement of the state, its sky-high taxes, sky-high crime rates and all the other Blue State blues are causing wealthy people to flee Illinois rather than move there.

So you have a shrinking pool of prospective buyers, the area is not close to Chicago — Barrington Hills is over 40 miles away from the Loop — and the house was overpriced for that market to start off with.

Compare and contrast that with this house here in Plano.

(more pics below the fold, if you don’t want to follow the link)

Nice, not as pretentious — none of that faux-baronial stuff — same kind of acreage as the Barrington house…

…but it sold within 11 hours of its initial listing.

I mean, if you’re going to spend that kind of money and had a choice of location, would you rather live in north Texas, or northern Illinois?

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Range Test: CCI Subsonic

Last week I had to go to Academy for something or other that New Wife wanted me to get… and as any fule kno, this is dangerous for Yer Humble Narrator because Academy has frequent sales of ammo.

And so it came to pass that yea, they had a sale on ammo — specifically on CCI Subsonic 40gr, of which type I had absolutely none on hand in Ye Olde Ammoe Locquere.

So I picked up a few boxes thereof — at 4c per round yippee — but on the road home, a thought occurred to me:

Would the lighter-loaded subsonic ammo have a different point of aim than the Mini-Mag 40gr?

Two hours later found me at the range, duly equipped with Marlin 880SQ, ammo and sandbag to make the test.

Poop:  the rifle range was closed for maintenance, so I had to use the 25-yard pistol range.  The distance was not really a problem — it’s just an informal comparison test after all — but sadly, the shallow shelf in the pistol bays precluded using a sandbag, so I had to shoot off the bipod, which tends to be less accurate than a big sandbag.  Oh well.

I’d recently cleaned the 880, so I popped off a few fouling shots, and then got down to business.

Double poop:  since the last time I did a .22 test, my eyes have gone totally shit, ergo:

If I stare through the scope long enough, the two lines eventually resolve into one, but after while, as we all know, the gun starts to shake a little after a prolonged hold.  Ugh.  This getting old shit really sucks.  Anyway, I decided to shoot using the right-hand cross-hairs, but it wasn’t an optimal situation.  [le sigh]

Anyway, I observed the usual discipline:  no fiddling with the scope between shots or strings, same hold on the target (dead center of the diamond), and so on.  So we have the same rifle, same scope settings, same location, same day, same shooter (gawd help us), same bullet weight, same ammo manufacturer.

Here are the first two 5-shot strings with the Mini-Mag 40gr.

(with called flier)

…and here are the two best 5-shot strings with the Subsonic 40gr.

 

There’s some drop, but not a substantial one methinks. When I fired a full magazine (10-shot) string, however, the group tended well towards the bottom-right quadrant of the target circle.

On the whole, however, the Mini-Mags are consistently more accurate than any other .22 LR ammo I’ve ever fired.

Anyway, I fired off a few more strings of the subsonic, with no appreciable difference, and put the gun down to let the barrel cool and to take a bathroom break.

Comment 1:  even with hearing protection, there was a pronounced difference in the sound between the Mini-Mags and the Subsonics — I mean, I’m pretty sure I could have fired the Subs without hearing protection.  (I couldn’t test that, of course, because there were other shooters on the line, and they weren’t using subsonic ammo, believe me.)  In the open air, though?  Hmmm.

Comment 2:  I’m not sure why all my shots were pulled to the right, unless I should have used the left-hand crosshairs.  Aaargh.

When I came back, I decided that I’d had enough testing, and instead fired off some other .22 ammo I happened to have in the shooting bag — mostly just cheapo plinking stuff.  The results were quite interesting:

 

 

To be fair, I think the Remington Golden is actually a 36gr bullet (not 40 as noted), so maybe that would explain the different fall of shot.

But the Aguila?  I think MOAR TESTING is required…

…but I maintain that the CCI Mini-Mag .22 LR ammo is my go-to feed for my Marlin 880SQ rifle, and pretty much every .22 gun I’ve ever fired.  YMMV.

News Roundup

Better than Scotch?  I think not.  But anyway:


...give us a zip code for the impact area.  Oh, you can’t?  Never mind then.

And in Business News:


...anyone seen what happened to their stock price recently?  Yeah, it went back up to January 2024 levels.


...and guess what?  It’s the only part of Microsoft’s code that actually works as intended.


...because it’s a well-known fact that innovation thrives under a monopoly.
#FuckingLiar

In Police Files:


...what happened to “terminating” or “prosecuting”?


...not a bad start.  Eleven hundred down, eleventy millions to go.

And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© news:


...and in other news, the funeral for Irony will be held on Friday.  And still on the topic of Cute Lil’ Animules:


...”horror moment”?  How about “amidst mocking cheers and laughter”?


...missing from the headline:  “Following massive bush fires which destroyed the koalas’ entire food supply and severely burned most of them…”

And in Sex Wars:


...I bet she can differentiate them better than you can, fairy Boy.


...which would be unremarkable except for the fact that Our Wayne was born in Liverpool and played for Manchester United for well over a decade.

And now [drum roll]

And as we stroll down :

World Cup’s hottest fan looks unrecognizable with dramatic new look as she wears bold F1-themed bra to Miami Grand Prix
...don’t know who she is?  Well, here we see her at the Miami GP:

...and here she was at the World Cup:

 

Gives us a whole new perspective on the word “streetwalker”, huh?