One would think that the Gods Of Technology, having bricked my new laptop (bought in January 2025) and caused me to have to buy a new one, would have done fucking with me.
One would be wrong.
Last week, I picked up my phone, to feel and see this:

Yup. The old case, she splody like an IRA bomb or Al-Qa’eda IED.
“Oh,” said the T-Mobile tech person when I brought it in to the store, “that’s the battery. They do that. How long have you owned the phone? That long? Wow, and the battery only went phut now? You’ve been lucky. Anyway, you’re going to need a new one. No, not just a new battery — a new phone, because they stopped making this model about four years ago.”
Fortunately, I long ago made the command decision to pay a little extra on my monthly bill for a replacement phone deal, should Bad Things Happen.
So I picked up the New Phone yesterday. Why only yesterday? Because these phone stores no longer carry any actual stock, you see — unless you’re a New Customer, in which case they’ll whip one out and empty your bank account in a flash. But a replacement phone for existing customers? Oh no, we’ll have to order that one, and it’ll take a week or so, sorry about that. At least I got an upgraded model, for no extra cost.
Blessedly, the transfer of all my stuff from Old & Broken to New & Shiny only took about 5 minutes, mostly because I didn’t bother transferring any photos (having already backed them up).
I guess that 5+ years usage out of one of these “smart” phones isn’t that bad — although considering that I barely use the fucking thing (compared to everyone else in the universe), I would have thought it would last much longer.
But back to my store visit… I wanted to have a clear screen protector installed. Sorry, we don’t keep those in stock — but we can order one for you. One of those rubber-like protective cases? Nope, sorry, but if we order those for you, they’ll get here in a week or so.
For fuck’s sake: what happened to the concept of one-stop shopping and customer service?
(I should add that the staff at said store were helpful and knowledgeable in the extreme — even for Southern Nice People, they were exceptional. They’re not to be blamed for policy decisions like in-stock items.)
Anyway, I have the new thing, and it seems to be working okay. Let’s just hope it lasts longer than that godawful ASUS piece of shit laptop.
And the next time I go to a mall (2026, if my existing shopping trend continues), I’ll just swing by one of those little kiosks and get the screen protector and safety casing there. Life is too short to worry about shit like that.