News Roundup

Speaking of squealing…


...I think I remember reading this headline back in the 1960s — although the “slaughterhouses” part has most certainly come true in most Democrat-controlled cities, anyway.


...or maybe it was because of Glueball Wormening, I dunno — I get so confused sometimes.

Speaking of Teh Green Issues:


...wonder how much that little wokey gesture has cost them.

More Woke Stuff:


...anyone think he would have done this if the Democrats still controlled the White House?  Me neither.

And speaking of woke costing money…. heeeere’s Krautyboy!


...what was your first clue, Karl-Heinz-Gerhard-Hanspeter?|
#ModernGermany #KillingTheStereotypeThatGermansAreLogical


...you mean “artificial” like Biden’s victory in 2020?


...exactly which people are you talking about, Yeronner?  Gold Coast liberals like Fatboi Pritzker? 


...gosh, I wonder why that is.  And:


..gosh, I wonder why that is.
#DeepstateCriminalCorruption

And speaking of criminals… from the Lawn Ordure Files:


...excuse me, I’m off to borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face (again).
#Don’tTrustGovernmentStatistics


...hey, if we’re going to use quote marks around ‘raped’, I thought we might as well go the whole hog.

In Political News:


...a.k.a. when Elon regained his common sense and stopped feeding his own vanity.

In Sex News:


...getting arrested is not usually the result of this activity on PornHub (or so they tell me).


...considering it happened about a hundred years ago, this might not be that big a deal.


...in which we play our popular “Guess The Race” game.  (clue is in the headline itself) Then there’s the new game:  “Guess Why White People Are No Longer Going On Carnival Cruises (Or Visiting Six Flags)”.

And now for some salacious 

    
...nope, I have no idea who the dramatis personae are, either.

And as we saunter down   :


...as personified by some totty (“Jess Hayes”) whom I’ve never heard of (and I don’t think that I’m the only one):

Apparently she’s gone celibate because reasons.  Whatever.

That’s news?  Good question.

Modern Classic Beauty: Winona Ryder

She’s been around for so long, and had such a memorable early career, that it came as quite a shock to me that Winona Ryder is now in her early 50s.  It’s also no surprise that she is almost always better than any of the movies she’s appeared in, with the possible exception of Beetlejuice and The End Of The Innocence.  (Small surprise that she got an Oscar nomination for the latter, too.)

Nevertheless, you will find Winona in the dictionary under two headings:  Gamine Beauty and Haunting Beauty, because she qualifies under both — just at different times in her life.

She is, I think, one of the most beautiful women ever filmed.

Pedro

Back in 2004, one of our training trips took us to Chile.  We’d just come back from two weeks in Germany/Austria, and only a few days later saw us in the skies again, this time towards South America.  None of us had ever been there before, so we looked forward to the chance keenly.

Santiago was nice, but the job kept us very busy, and I was only able to spend one day downtown with the kids, but whatever — we loved it and all said they’d be happy to return someday.

Then we added on a few days in Viña Del Mar, just over the river from Valparaiso, and that place we really loved.

Climate-wise, we were just heading into winter — May in the southern hemisphere — but that meant only light coats and sweaters, so we set about exploring Viña on foot.

What a lovely place.

One of the things we noticed about Viña was the plethora of stray dogs.  Coming from the Land Of The Free (and most recently from Yurp) where all dogs are on leashes or indoors, this was a strange sight.  There were scores, maybe even hundreds of dogs wandering about in the streets, some in groups/packs, others on their own.  None of them gave any sign of being dangerous, so we just did what everyone else in Viña did, and ignored them.

On our third day there, however, one dog attached himself to us.  He was a tan puppy of (duh) indiscriminate ancestry, and he trotted along with our little group, stopping when we stopped to window-shop or take pictures, then resuming the trip when we started walking again.

He was as cute as hell, and the kids named him Pedro.  They would have petted him, except that Dad threatened them with death if they did so, because I sure as hell was not going to deal with the inevitable flea infestation that ensued.

After while, he would dart ahead of us towards the next street corner.  The first time caused us a little panic because we thought he would run out into the street and get run over by a car, but Pedro was streetwise:  he’d stop and sit at the edge of the sidewalk, glancing back over his shoulder, waiting for us to catch up.  Then he’d walk across the street with us, his street smarts obviously telling him that he’d be safe with us.

Anyway, we got to the street that ran along the beach, and eventually we came upon a fishing pier that stuck out into the bay.  Halfway along the pier was a hamburger stand and a long queue of people waiting to get served.  (I know, Third World street food is muy peligroso, but the number of people reassured us.)  So we got our burgers, and good grief they were among the best burgers we’d ever eaten, anywhere in the world (not to mention costing us only about 75c each).  It was also the first time I’d encountered fresh avocado used as a spread on a hamburger bun… delicious.

So of course I had to get a burger for Pedro.  What astonished all of us was that he didn’t snatch the food away, but took it gently from my hand and then lay under our table to eat it.  He didn’t gulp it all down either, but ate it like a human:  tearing off mouthfuls one at a time, eating slowly — much slower than my ravenous kids, come to think of it — and when I tossed him a few of the thick, wonderful fries, he ate them in similar fashion.

Anyway, we made our way back to the hotel, but Pedro got a shock because when he tried to follow us in the entrance, the doorman shooed him away, gently but firmly.

I will never forget the look of disappointment and sorrow on Pedro’s face.

He wasn’t waiting for us outside when we went out the next day, and as we walked around, we all kept looking for him, but he’d vanished;  and every one of us was devastated.

The day after that we got in the car and drove up the coast.  I’m pretty sure that had Pedro showed up and asked, we would have welcomed him, fleas and all, into the car for the trip.

We never saw him again.