This is very unusual for me, but I fell over laughing when I saw it.
Tag: Sex Wars
Dealing with alien beings
Ratings
I’m not much given to the silly “rating” of women (or men, for that matter), because as with most matters of taste, one man’s 9 is another man’s 2 — e.g. Kim Kardashian, who might be rated highly by wealthy Black athletes (according to her dating history) but who would struggle to get much more than a 4 from me, for all sorts of reasons.
Still, let’s just consider this young lady:
Pretty face, lovely bust, full figure… quite tasty, in other words… depending on her personality, I’d give her a 7. (She has crap taste in shoes, and boyfriends, as you will see in a moment.)
What interests me (apart from the obvious), is that while her (now ex-) boyfriend rated her only as a 4 — but he himself cannot be worth more than a 1 or 2, from any woman’s perspective:
I mean, seriously?
Now read the whole sorry tale, and all I can say is, she’s well rid of him and could do a whole lot better.
Stomach, Sick To
This article, and the pathology it describes, fills me with all the negatives: disgust, horror, loathing, hatred and the burning desire to lay about these people with a barbed-wire-wrapped cricket bat.
Which is surprising, because for the last twenty years or so, American girls have been raised from birth to be premium dating fodder, primed from the first whiff of puberty to be Available for Sex on Saturday Night. So why are they being ghosted in droves? Abandoned and left to die alone, clutching their pets and Warren for President signs?
You’d think these girls would be experts at snagging a mate. Years of sex ed, birth control pills, and permission to date early and often with no judgement from the grownups should have guaranteed they’d have suitors dangling from their every finger, lines outside the door, dates every night, so many engagement rings shoved under their noses they’d be blinded by the shimmering sight of all those diamonds nestled against black velvet.
What happened?
Read the whole article, but only if you have a strong stomach.
An entire generation — maybe even two — will have been corrupted almost beyond redemption.
The Divine Harry
…Harry Enfield, that is (video via Mr. Free Market), and not the ginger twat married to that Hollywood strumpet.
“Over-education [of women] leads to ugliness, premature aging and beard growth.”
Not too sure of the “beard growth”, but if he means masculinization, he’s perfectly correct.
I find these women only marginally more attractive than the ones that Harry depicts.
And if you want to see how Our Betters regard us Deplorables, his take on the working classes is priceless. For us, it’s comedy; for them, it’s social commentary.
Pecking Order
Now we have yet another way to make criminal acts still worse than the acts themselves:
Misogyny will now be recorded as a hate crime with police asked to identify whether offences are motivated by ‘hostility based on sex’
So it’s not just bad that you kill a woman; calling her a “filthy bitch” as you stab her to death makes the crime that much more reprehensible. But it gets better.
Police forces will be asked to record and identify any crimes of violence, including stalking and sexual offences, where the victim believed it to have been motivated by ‘hostility based on their sex’, a Home Office minister said.
Ummmm I thought that stalking, for instance, has always been solely motivated by hostility based on sex — unless he’s following her around to see who she’s bonking now that they’re no longer a couple, maybe?
Damn, it’s confusing.
Okay, let’s see if I’ve got the order of badness right.
Killing a Black person is bad; killing him while calling him a filthy nigger is terrible, the worst, unforgivable. (I think we can all agree that thanks to the Burn/Loot/Murder pressure group, that action is pretty much at the top of the Evil Hate List.)
Next, I would imagine that calling someone a fucking Paki / towelhead / Meskin / [insert brown-skinned ethnic group here] as you shoot them in the face might be next in the pecking order. (Not included: Chinks, Japs, Flips, dot-head Indians and other East Asian types, who somehow seem to be excluded from this shitfest — probably because they’re not whining as loudly, and good for them.)
Now we come to wimmyns, as noted earlier. (Killing one of the “protected” species of women — e.g. a Black woman — while denigrating her race would elevate the evil standard straight up to Group 1, of course.) Anything at all that hints at some kind of animus towards a female victim (by a man — women are of course completely blameless in this little game, bless them) is now going to feel The Full Force Of The Law. (Not quite sure where genital mutilation or honor killings fall in this order — my guess is they’re not included because delivering ad hoc clitoridectomies seems to be the sole preserve of Black men — a protected species — and honor killings are okay because We Don’t Want To Offend Muslims Lest They Hate Us Even More. )
Jews — once the most protected species because Auschwitz — seem to have fallen down the table. Killing a rabbi while calling him a filthy Jewboy probably has some cachet, even, among certain Muslim asshole groups e.g. Al-Qaeda and/or Nation Of Islam. But a Black man murdering a “Jew bastard” in Hymietown (thank you, Rev. Jesse Jackson) would probably be punished with a light slap on the wrist nowadays, because Jews are asking for it because they have too much money and control the Bilderbergers or some such. And Jews don’t murder too many people of any group other than Jews, unless they’re Supremely Evil Mossad agents who kill Pore Ayrabs without rhyme or reason (I’m told).
Way at the bottom of the Evil Hate Scale are MPPs — Male Persons of Pallor — because everyone knows that we are the root cause of all the world’s problems e.g. through systemic racism and ingrained misogyny, therefore it’s open season on us and we can be murdered, raped, stalked or beaten up pretty much at will, by any of the above, without too much in the way of consequence. Insults delivered during the murdering etc. are probably not necessary because, annoyingly, nobody has yet come up with a pejorative nickname that actually causes offense to MPPs — “cracker”, “honky”, “chauvinist pig” and the like are fairly innocuous, and are actually quite cute, really. Just being a White man per se is sufficient motive for blameless murder.
Frankly all the above reminds me of something… wait, what is it?
Oh yeah, now I remember. It’s just like Apartheid South Africa, only with the groups inverted.
Lookalikes
Back in early 2017, I wrote this:
Now let’s assume we’ve made at least a partial leap from inanimate RealDolls to something a little more lifelike so we can take this situation to the next level. Of course, men being the fantasists that they are, it was only a question of time before sexbots could be offered in “custom” finishes: apparently, for a small premium, one can order a RealDoll which is a licensed replica (replicant?) of various porn stars. Which leads to the next logical step: why not a non-porn star, such as the lovely Mila Jovovich?
Or, for that matter. celebrities such as Paris Hilton?
‘That was definitely no – I can’t even believe they came with me with that request – pretty scary.’
You’re just lucky they even asked you. Others might not have been so polite.
Tangential thought: It’s a good thing that the loathsome Larry Flynt is now “the late”. I can just see a line of “Hustler Celebrity Pussy” dolls, all made using 3D printing, yours for only $49.99 at foul-bastard-dotcom.
I also wrote, in the same post:
Needless to say, this has caused a scramble among movie stars to seek legal protection from having their likenesses used for this purpose without their consent. (As I understand it, a couple of them were too late, and anyway, I foresee a booming black market for unlicensed sexbots replicating all sorts of fantasy women.)
I guess that this is one of the downsides of celebrity — especially when you go to great pains to accentuate your sexuality, e.g. Paris Hilton:
Not really my cup of tea, of course, were I to choose a sex doll; I’d go more for the “Carol Vorderman” model.
But you all knew that.