Category: Friday Feature

In increasing order of unacceptability:

• writing text messages
• shooting at cars which try to overtake you
• fondling a 12-year-old
• …while masturbating
• listening to a compilation tape of Hillary Clinton’s campaign speeches

Your suggestions in Comments.

Ranked in order of hatefulness:

• when you fart during a blowjob
• when she asks, “Are you really  going out dressed like that?” and you answer, “Yes.”
• when she asks you for something to read, and you hand her the latest issue of Guns & Ammo
• when she catches you in bed with her sister (bonus points for:  her brother )
• when she learns that you pawned her engagement ring to buy that sweet new Ruger

Your suggestions in Comments.

Yes, it’s back!  For a one-time reappearance only!*

In ascending order of horrible:

• read Howard Zinn’s A People’s History Of The United States
• walk along all the streets of downtown San Francisco
• listen to Hillary Clinton explain (yet again) why she lost the 2016 election
• be the lone man in an orgy with the female members of the Congressional Black Caucus
• fly nonstop from NYFC to Australia… on Spirit Airlines or RyanAir.

Your contributions in Comments…

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*unless you guys want more…