Caption Competition #3 January 26, 2018 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature This week’s pic: Your suggestions in Comments. And remember: no rules, just funny.
I have seen this photo before but have no suggested caption at all.
Heinlein wrote many years ago that women, unlike men, have no genuine nudity taboo whatever. There is no part of their body that is not subject to painting and display at the whim of fashion.
Mark my words, sooner or later we’ll have women running about with brightly coloured make-up on their exposed shaved vaginas wearing “clothing” designed to highlight the exposure. Even worse, it will be women of all ages, the horror.
Let me introduce you to the term “vajazzling”. Go ahead. Google it.
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
Well, at least it isn’t the standard duck face.
But Duckface nontheless. She’s clenching.
Does this make my ass look big?
“I’ll do ANYTHING for attention.”
Not really funny, but absolutely true.
“Dear Mister Clinton, I sure hope this one makes it past the Corrections Board.”
“Dear Anthony: Look at the view you will never see again….”
Dear Ex-husband – – – – After I caught you screwing the baby sitter, took you to the cleaners in the divorce, got a fantastic boob job, just want to send you a reminder that you will never kiss my magnificent ass again.
Point camera, say “cream pie”
I can’t believe I was lucky enough to find a doctor on snapchat who could diagnose me over selfies!
Everyone should see the Grand Canyon at least once before they die.
“So WebMD wants a photo of my yeast infection. Here ya go.”
“Hey, I was alone and I just wanted to make sure I got the sunscreen everywhere. Really. No, really!”
Hairless my ass.
In the voice of “The Most Interesting Man in the World”
Stay trashy, mi amiga..
Do one of you have a windproof lighter?
Are my bollocks visible?
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