1. Three liters is not nearly enough water. A back roads car trip like yours, alone, is at least a case of Ozarka … 12 liters. Double it if your going somewhere like Big Bend. Triple it for the El Camino Del Diablo.

  2. Just when Bills life-long fantasy of bedding twins was about to become a reality, he disastrously chose the old “Pull My Finger” gambit as a an ice-breaker.

  3. Frowning woman:- “Gerald, I don’t think that rhyme goes ‘I ncey wincey spider, youve got me up the spout’ does it? “

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