All the news that’s fit to ignore, laugh at, or take as a signal to start the shooting.
…and here I thought it was being caused by militant feministicals.
…nothing like encouraging a culture of snitching to build esprit de corps.
…not the best way to get carpet burns, really. Key word: Edinburgh.
…California Gauleiter Gavin Newsom was not available for comment.
…what’s a little thing like “law” when it comes to acting like a dictator?
…key word: Australia.
…given that FC Dallas’s U-15 boys’ team recently beat your gaggle of lesbians 5-2, I wonder how well you would do against the likes of Lionel Messi, Harry Kane, Ronaldo and Robert Lewandowski, seeing as you want to earn their kind of money?
…strange how it takes a ministerial order for the Brits to do for a year what we do every day Over Here.
…and it’s not even the Babylon Bee.
…funny how everybody calls the U.S. The Great Satan; and yet when the shit hits the fan, nobody ever calls on the Norwegians or Swedes for assistance.
I must confess that I’ve never understood the Brit obsession with “chip butties” (a.k.a. “chip baps”), which are simply whitebread-and-butter sandwiches with french fries inside them. (A “bap” is a sandwich, either sliced bread or a bread roll — don’t ask, I don’t get it either.)
There’s no reason why you couldn’t put fries into a sandwich, I guess, although I’ve always considered fries to be an accompaniment to a sandwich rather than its filling. Put it down to Weird Shit That Brits Do.
It’s the Savage 110 Apex Predator XP: Accu-Trigger, .308 Win, 20″ heavy (threaded) barrel, camo stock. I can’t wait to get it to the range and sight it in.
That’s not the scope it will come with, by the way; I’m still a little undecided between a Vortex 5-25x50mm or a Meopta of similar magnification. It all depends on how much more I can raise in the next couple weeks.
Which [segue alert] reminds me: $25 per entry, no limit on the number of entries, checks or PayPal. Please be generous so that I can actually afford to go to the abovementioned event, not to mention afford the .308 ammo (!!!! holy balls !!!!). I will send all unfired ammo, if any remains, to the lucky winner as well.
Also: for those who have already entered, please send me yer email addy via kim – at – kimdutoitdotcom so I can notify you if you’ve won, and keep it anonymous.