1. Stumpy legs and bushy brows aside, she’s cute as a button. But behind that cute little miniature-person face, there’s enough crazy for a full-sized woman.

  2. She’s nuttier than squirrel turds. Crazier than a shit-house rat high on coke.

    Which means she’s probably an absolute riot in bed. But it would have to be her bed, because I’d never take her to my house.

  3. So the kinky photos of Ms Watson will no longer be the product of pervy old men with Photoshop.

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